Edmond Hamilton: "The Comet Doom" and "Cities in the Air"

Let's check out more Edmond Hamilton stories from the 1920s, not from Farnsworth Wright's Weird Tales, but from Hugo Gernsback's titles.  Just two today, but they are kind of longish.  I almost had us deal with three stories today, but then I realized I had already blogged about a 1968 printing of 1929's "Locked Worlds," the saga of an embittered scientist who tries to help spider people conquer the Earth but is foiled by bird people and his former assistant, a couple of years ago.

To read along at scans of the original magazines in which today's stories debuted, try the following links:

"The Comet Doom"             "Cities in the Air: Part 1"             "Cities in the Air: Part 2"

"The Comet Doom" (1928)

The cover of the January 1928 issue of Amazing Stories illustrates "The Comet Doom," thrilling and chilling us with the sight of two men in chains, menaced by a square-headed robot wielding a phallic symbol, but Hamilton's name is not on the cover, nor is the name of the story.  The marketing of magazines is sometimes mysterious to me.  As a consumer, I like when there is a picture of something interesting on the cover and next to it the words "See Page XX!"  But I guess the editor figures that if you have to hunt through the magazine to find something, maybe you'll stumble upon something else of interest along the way and feel the need to actually buy the magazine and not just read one article while standing there in the store.

The cover does advertise some of Gernsback's other magazines, including French Humor.  You can read an issue of French Humor at this link; it looks like the magazine offers (in the language of Voltaire as well as in translation) ribald jokes and one-panel gag comics from French periodicals.  Gernsback claims that the jokes in the magazine are not smutty, that humor is humor all the world round and no matter where they come from, people laugh at the same jokes, and that this magazine is dedicated to building understanding between the USA and France.  I'd take all these claims with a grain of salt, myself.  Here are some sample gags:

“He says that if I’m false to him, he will kill himself.”

“Is your conscience clear?“

"Oh, yes! I hid his revolver."

*

“This is the first time I've gone out without my husband.”

“Really?”

“Yes.  The first time today.”

*

"What!  He really tried to kiss you the first time he met you?  I hope you were firm."

"No, he was."

The Jan '28 ish of Amazing also reprints H. G. Wells' "The Stolen Body," a story we recently read in the November 1925 issue of Weird Tales. 

Alright, on to the main event, Edmond Hamilton's "The Comet Doom," fourteen densely-packed pages of text.  Like some other Hamilton productions*, parts of "The Comet Doom" read like a popular history or magazine feature written in the further future about a cataclysm that takes place in the near future; the story then transitions into a more typical adventure type format.  A green comet appears in the sky, gets closer and closer to the Earth, but the scientists calculate it will pass by our planet, never getting closer than a million miles.  But then, when the comet is only a few days away from that nearest approach, the Earth's own speed and direction of movement through space change, bringing us into an intercept course with the comet.  Spectrographic measurements a day or so later indicate the comet's tail is made of poison gas--we'll all die when the comet tail touches our atmosphere!

*"A Conquest of Two Worlds," and "The Polar Doom" are prime examples.  

The personal story of "The Comet Doom" concerns Canadian hiker Marlin.  He has walked from Ontario around Lake Erie into Ohio.  From Ohio he takes a boat across the lake for home.  He is on this fishing boat with its owner when the announcement is made about the poison gas, and so is ignorant of it.  The boat is passing an island when a disintegrator ray from the island annihilates half the boat, including its owner.  Marlin is not hit, and swims to the island where he meets an entomologist, Coburn, who has been camping on the island with his roommate from New York City and fellow biologist, Hanley, looking for rare insects.

The bug guy tells Marlin an insane story.  After spending a few quiet weeks on the uninhabited island, four fifty-foot-high black cones landed near their cabin and the metal figures who emerged from the ships, tall machines with four skinny spider legs and four tentacles, took them captive with a stun ray and chained them up in their cabin.  Gifted with perfect memory, the aliens learn the English language quickly from the biologists, and then tell the two captive humans their own crazy story.  

The aliens evolved on the comet, just as we humans evolved on Earth.  (It seems the comet is bigger than Earth, more like a planet that doesn't orbit a star than what I think of as a comet.  Hamilton's stories are of course full of planets and stars on the move in this way--see "Thundering Worlds" and "The Star Stealers.")  The comet peoples science far surpasses ours, and they were able to dispense with much of the trouble of acquiring food and getting rid of bodily wastes as well as that time-waster of all time-wasters, sleep, by building robot bodies powered by nuclear reactors and implanting their brains within them; they just have to replace the fluid their brains float in every week.  Thus the comet people achieved immortality.

Or so they thought.  Eventually the fuel their nuclear reactors require became scarce on the comet.  Uh oh.  Luckily, they would soon (in a few centuries) pass through our solar system, and so they planned to capture the Earth, where there is still lots of radioactive material.  The four cone ships landed on this island to set up a device the size of a house that would neutralize the effect of the Sun's gravity on the Earth--the Earth would then fall within the gravitational field of the comet and be carried off, a new source of natural resources and living room for the comet people.

The comet people proposed a deal with the two scientists--they would remove the two humans' brains and put them in machine bodies, thus conferring upon them immortality.  Of course, in return the traitors to Mother Terra would be expected to use their knowledge and expertise to help the comet peeps exploit the newly depopulated Earth.  Coburn the entomologist was disgusted by this scheme, but his colleague Hanley signed up with the metal-skinned planet pirates!  The entomologist watched as his friend's brain was removed and installed in a black robot body--Hamilton's science fiction adventure stories often include these kinds of scenes of horror.

Hanley the traitor helped build the machine that freed Earth from the gravity of Sol and sent Terra hurtling towards the comet and universal death.  Of the whole human race, only the two scientists would survive, one as a traitor, the other as the subject of experiments!  Through luck and pluck, Coburn escaped the cabin and has now run into Marlin the Canadian hiker. 

The two of them are the only loyal human beings who know about the alien attack and the only people who can do anything about it.  Unfortunately, Marlin didn't pack a Thompson submachine gun or a 3-inch mortar in his haversack when he left Ontario for his hike, so our guys have to try to knock out the gravity neutralizer with their bare hands.  They attack separately, and futilely; Coburn gets disintegrated by a ray, and Marlin is seized.  But their heroism, apparently, makes Hanley, in his immortal mechanical body, regret his treachery.  Just moments before the Earth is seized by the gravity field of the titanic comet, Hanley grabs a dial or something, makes the big machine neutralize not the gravity of the Sun, but of the Earth under the machine.  The machine, the four cones, Hanley, and all the aliens (those who held Marlin left the Canadian to help their metallic comrades when they saw Hanley up to some shenanigans) are hurled into space.  The Earth, again feeling the pull of old Sol, begins moving away from the comet.                  

This story offers an important life lesson that has nothing to do with gravity or brain surgery or immortality or any of that.  Don't expect a person who betrays his or her party or people to join yours to remain loyal to you--he will betray you just as blithely as he betrayed the last institution he was aligned with.

"The Comet Doom" is not great, but it isn't bad.  All the science stuff is fun, and Hamilton's style is, as usual, pretty good--he's not at the Gene Wolfe or Tanith Lee or Jack Vance level, obviously, but he does a good job of balancing the quasi-literary descriptions of the sky and the water, the investigations of people's emotions, the science lectures, and the action and horror material.  The problems have to do with the fact that we keep hearing the story through one or two frames, from a narrator who heard it from another guy or even yet another guy.  In my opinion, this story would have been better told from the point of view of Hanley, a memoir or testimonial from Hanley after his immortal body is picked up from space by the comet people immediately after the events of the story or by an American space program decades after the events of the story.

So, I moderately recommend "The Comet Doom."  The saga of Hanley the serial traitor has been presented to the SF-reading public quite a number of times, for example, in a German Hamilton collection, a 1939 British magazine that offered several reprints of stories by American weirdies like Jack Williamson and Clark Ashton Smith, and an issue of Amazing from 1965 full of reprints--back in 2018 we read Chad Oliver's story from that one, "Final Exam." 

"Cities in the Air" (1929)

This is a long one, 38 pages of text, 68 lines per page, spread over two issues of Air Wonder Stories, the November and December 1929 issues.  Gernsback really packs the words into his magazines--by way of comparison, a page of the November 1926 issue of Weird Tales, in which we just read E. Hoffmann Price's "The Peacock's Shadow," has like 52 lines.  And I think the margins in Gernsback's magazine are smaller!  Look for yourself:

It is 2069!  Earth is divided into three polities.  We've got the American Federation that consists of the entire New World--capitol: New York City.  We've got the European Federation of Europe and Africa--capitol: Berlin.  And we've got the Asiatic Federation of China, Japan, Russia east of the Caucasus, Australia, etc.--capitol: Peking.  These three alliances have gone to war with each other again and again, and, during the era of Air War Three, the great cities were moved to the sky!  New York City, like all human habitations, now rests on a disk five miles in diameter that hovers five miles above the ground.  The land below, once densely populated, is today green wilderness!  The cities can move slowly, to respond to weather events and enemy attack, and are each defended by air forts armed with heat guns and fleets of flying warships similarly armed.  

After thirty years of peace, the Euros and Asiatics have formed an alliance and are attacking America.  Our narrator is Captain Btrant, skipper of one of America's air cruisers, a torpedo-shaped warship capable of speeds in excess of 1000mph, like the air cities and air forts powered by the "electrostatic or atmospheric electricity surrounding the earth," an inexhaustible resource.  His ship joins the fleet of 2000 massing at New York, and then they battle the Euro fleet of 4000 air ships over and under the Atlantic, the ships being capable of travel underwater as well as in the air.  Hamilton often includes fleet actions in his stories, battles reminiscent of naval battles but in three dimensions, and he expends a lot of ink here as elsewhere talking about the formations of the fleets and their maneuvers.  (The aforementioned "Locked Worlds" includes just such a fleet action between aircraft, and there are several large scale naval battles set in space in the Interstellar Patrol stories we read back in 2015, 2016, and 2021.)  I'm going to have to tell you that Hamilton's repeated use of "detonate" instead of "discharge" as in

Slowed and halted there in two great masses of cruisers in mid-air, our own to the west and the European one to the east, and then, with every heat-gun detonating and with the air between them seemingly filled with shining, hurtling shells, they were hanging motionless in a mighty death-grip!

got on my nerves.  I also kind of object to "heat-gun" for a gun that fires shells--in SF, a heat gun is generally a heat ray projector or something of that nature.  These guns just fire a shell that generates tremendous heat when they explode upon hitting the target, enough heat to melt the hull and inner workings of a ship.  Presumably these guns could fire shells that were not heat shells, so the name is a little inappropriate.

The battle drags on for page after page.  Finally, the Americans trick the Euros into falling into an ambush--air forts dispatched from New York are hiding in a huge artificial cloud bank.  (Didn't Kuttner and Moore in "Clash by Night" resolve a naval battle with a similar gag, luring the enemy into range of some kind of monitor or mobile fortress?)  The Euros turn tail, having lost half their fleet, but the American fleet has similarly been reduced to half size.

The next day, Brant is given command of a task force of 250 airships.  Intelligence reports indicate that at Berlin a superweapon is being developed, and the narrator's task force is to attack Berlin and do whatever can be done to prevent the completion and use of this secret weapon.

Brant's squadron makes its way to Berlin, avoiding European patrols and navigating fields of air mines along the way.  They drop heat-bombs on the military installations of the big airborne city, causing considerable damage, but suicidally vengeful Euros ram the narrator's ship after his bombing run.  (There is a lot of kamikaze behavior in these 1920s Hamilton stories, and multiple instances in this very story.)  Brant and the rest of the bridge crew, two other guys, survive the crash within the city and are captured; all the lower deck officers and ratings are killed. 

The narrator and his two comrades are imprisoned in the same cell as an American secret agent they knew a few years ago when he was a fellow air naval officer.  The spy tells a wild story, as people you meet in prison are apt to do.  In disguise, he infiltrated berlin and over a course of months joined the Euro air navy and eventually got himself assigned to the secret project.  That project: the development of a new kind of propellor system that will allow their cities to move much faster than the American cities.  Fast cities can be used as super-dreadnaughts and gang up on the slow American cities and destroy them piecemeal.in an overwhelming sneak attack.  

So ends the first part of the two-part serial.  Part Two, in the December issue, starts off with some psychological stuff and some little insight into life in the late 21st century.  Imprisoned in a skyscraper 1000-feet above the streets of Berlin, our heroes are in a black despair, "a state of half-lassitude," knowing that within weeks the new city propellors will be ready and the Euro and Asiatic forces will attack America and destroy all human life in the New World.  Hamilton describes their routine in the prison and we get this bit of gastronomic horror:

Twice each day, at dawn and at dusk, our door was opened by the guards that brought our food, that food being as in our own air-cities the paste-like synthetic compounds of artificial proteins and fats and carbohydrates which had decades before replaced the old natural foods. 

Hamilton doesn't in "Cities in the Air" draw any distinctions between life and culture in the American Federation and the European Federation--these two societies' technology and food and the way their militaries are organized seem to be the same, and there is very little suggestion that one Federation or another has more religious freedom or less free speech or more tax-payer funded handouts for the poor or a less democratic government than either of the others or anything like that.  The Europeans, we are told, have a "European tongue...[a] Latin-Teutonic combination of languages which was universal throughout the European Federation," their service members where green uniforms unlike the American black, and the TV screen in the control center of Berlin is a sphere while that in New York is flat, but that is about it.   What are these people fighting for in a world in which everybody is totally deracinated and every single meal consists of disgusting artificial goop?            

The youngest and least discouraged of the four men comes up with a desperate scheme to help the spy and one other man escape to get back to New York to warn America about the new propellor and help build an American version of this war-winning device.  The two men get away from the building, hijack a Euro air vessel, but are dramatically shot down in view of the cell window.  Even greater depression sets in among the survivors!

Like ten days later the props are ready and the European cities, 100 of them, mass to attack the East Coast of America.  Brant comes up with a desperate scheme of his own!  He makes grappling hooks out of pieces of metal torn from a bed and the belts of their uniforms and he and his fellow officer rappel down 1000 feet to the street and hijack a Euro air ship themselves.  Nobody locks the doors to these heavily armed ships--maybe 2069 is a period of low crime.  Pursued across the Atlantic, our guys are rescued by American air cruisers.  Amazingly, they find that their friends were not shot down but faked being shot down--the spy got to New York and the American cities have new advanced propellors of their own and will be able to mass together to fight the massed European cities on an equal footing.

The final cataclysmic struggle near the Great Lakes, in which the densely packed skyscrapers of many cities are reduced to molten slag by heat shells and then those cities fall to Earth when their propulsion systems are damaged by succeeding bombardments, takes up like nine pages.  Our narrator has a front row seat to the action, he having been given command of the flagship American city, New York.  America is outnumbered two to one, our 100 cities facing 100 Euro cities coming from the East and 100 Asian cities coming across the Pacific from the West.  (Maybe they should have hurried East to fight the Euros before the Asians arrived?)  Hamilton describes the various formations adopted and maneuvers attempted by the three fleets and the monotonous fusillade of heat shells, lists off the names of world famous cities as they crash down to the Earth.  The European and Asiatic cities carry only military personnel, those aggressors having left their civilian population behind in newly built shelters on the vacant surface, but the American cities still carry their ordinary citizens and when St. Louis, Seattle, and Miami are reduced to melted wrecks and crash, millions of people are slain, never to enjoy their goop again.

Atlanta and Cleveland and Mexico City were whirling downward, giant masses of lights in which glowed countless great fusing craters of metal, gyrating insanely down through the darkness to crash in awful destruction on the surface of the affrighted earth far below!

So severely outnumbered, it doesn't look like the New World can beat the Old in this slugfest, so Brant gives up his post as pilot of New York City to lead the last ditch attack of a squadron of cruisers he has held back in reserve.  They fly to Berlin, only like 20% of the cruisers surviving the brief flight, seeing as the air is full of crisscrossing heat shells, and Brant and his men commando-style jump from their ships into Berlin's central tower, where they kill everybody they encounter with their heat pistols.  Again and again Hamilton reminds us that the rounds from the pistols reduce those hit by them to "scorched, burned heaps of flesh."  Brant seizes the controls of Berlin and intentionally collides with the other Euro and Asiatic cities, wrecking their superstructures with the German city's base--those superstructures house the apparatus that collects static electricity and powers the cities, and its destruction sends the cities, one after the other, crashing to earth.  (This apparatus is immune to heat shells, by the way, so you can't just shoot it.)  The narrator, having destroyed all the lesser foreign cities, sets the controls of Berlin to crash and he and his crew jump out into their cruiser and escape moments before impact.    

The Asian and European cities are wiped out, while fifty American cities survive.  (The Upper Midwest is now carpeted with the melted wreckage of 250 cities, each 5 miles in diameter.)  The final lines of "Cities in the Air" suggest that this was the last Air War, that the American Federation will make an enduring peace with the grounded peoples of the Old World.  One hopes that, stuck on the ground, the Europeans will rediscover the joys of bangers and mash, spaghetti and meatballs, and lamb gyros, while the Asians reacquaint themselves with chicken fried rice and pork gyoza. 

This story is long, and the characters and societies depicted have almost no personality or relationships to each other.  Hamilton tells the story with enthusiasm and there are cool images (lots of stuff that happens in this story reminds you of stuff that happens in the first Star Wars movie or in the Space Battleship Yamato material I saw as a kid under the Starblazers moniker) but we get the same images of thundering artillery and crashing cities, of aircraft whizzing here and there and then getting crumpled and falling inert to Earth, again and again, and it gets stale.  Shortening the story by making the battles briefer or having fewer battles would have been an improvement.  The best section of the story is the stuff in the cell, where we get some human feeling.

We're judging "Cities in the Air" acceptable.  The epic of the Last Air War would have to wait until the 21st century to see reprint in the third volume of Haffner Press' The Collected Edmond Hamilton and in a double novel (paired with Harl Vincent's The War of the Planets) put out by Armchair Fiction.  John Betancourt included "Cities in the Air" in the genre fiction internet magazine Black Cat Weekly in 2022.  Maybe people besides me really are reading these things in the current era.

Weird Tales Project: 1926

1926 saw the launch of the first liquid fuel rocket, labor unrest in Great Britain, and the publication of Winnie-the-Pooh.  And the publication of 12 issues of your favorite magazine, Weird Tales!   

Like the spider in that Scottish story, we here at MPorcius Fiction Log are not abandoning the apparently impossible task of reading at least one story from each issue of the Unique Magazine of the Bizarre and Unusual.  And today we can make a verifiable claim of progress--we have now read a story from each issue of WT printed with a 1926 cover date, all of which were edited by Farnsworth Wright.

Immediately below, find links to blog posts about all the other years for which we have already achieved this amazing feat.  And then come links to my blog posts about all the 1926 Weird Tales stories I have read.   

Thank you for your attention to this matter, and brace yourself for a weird 1927!

1923  1924    1925

1930    1931   1932   1933    1934    1935    1936    1937    1938    1939  

1940   1941  1942

January

"The Tomb" by H. P. Lovecraft

February

"The Cats of Ulthar" by H. P. Lovecraft

"The Word of Don Santiago" by E. Hoffmann Price

March

"A Dream of Armageddon" by H. G. Wells

April

"The Outsider" by H. P. Lovecraft

"Wolfshead" by Robert E. Howard

May

"Across the Gulf" by Henry S. Whitehead

"Bat's Belfry" by August Derleth

June

"The Moon-Bog" by H. P. Lovecraft

July

"The Dreamer of Atlanaat" by E. Hoffmann Price

"A Runaway World" by Clare Winder Harris

"The Elixir of Life" by Mark Schorer and August Derleth

August

"Terrible Old Man" by H. P. Lovecraft

"The Monster-God of Mamurth" by Edmond Hamilton

"The Devil's Pay" by August Derleth

September

"He" by H. P. Lovecraft

"Across Space" by Edmond Hamilton

"Jumbee" by Henry S. Whitehead

October

"The Projection of Armand Dubois" by Henry S. Whitehead

"The Coffin of Lissa" by August Derleth

November

"The Dog-Eared God" by Frank Belknap Long

"The Peacock's Shadow" by E. Hoffmann Price

December

"The Metal Giants" by Edmond Hamilton

"Apricots from Isphahan" by E. Hoffmann Price

October Antiques Sightings

The wife and I went to antiques stores in the Altoona-Tyrone region of the Keystone State and today I will share images of some of the wild and crazy stuff I saw that I was too cheap to buy, artifacts of the past that I think may be of interest to fans of genre literature, old magazines, comics, and collectible paperbacks.  We'll start with the tame stuff and work our way to the most exploitative, salacious and perverted items.

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Here's something wholesome for you vinyl enthusiasts, a record with four new Star Trek adventures, three of them written by Alan Dean Foster.  You can listen to at least some of these stories on YouTube; here's a link to "The Time Stealer" by Cary Bates and Neal Adams and a link to Foster's "Mirror of Futility;" I think all four of them are available at the internet archive at this link.  

Speaking of vinyl, there were a lot of Yes and Yes-related albums at the New Arrivals section of a booth selling records--I'm afraid a prog fan has just sailed to Avalon and his mercenary inheritors made a fast buck.  MPorcius Fiction Log can recommend Side One of Chris Squire's Fish Out of Water; the first song on Side Two I also like, but I find the long final song on the album to be a snoozer, even though I'm the kind of guy who loves "The Atom Heart Mother Suite" and "Flight."

For devotees of cinema and the boob tube we have a (German?) poster for Tarzan the Magnificent and a Space: 1999 lunchbox.

Here we have three science fiction paperbacks whose covers I thought noteworthy.  Genus Homo's cover is by Richard Powers and that of Seed of Stars is by Vincent Di Fate; isfdb doesn't know who did the cover of Marooned on Mars.  There may be a signature in the lower right corner, but I can't get anything much out of it; as for the style, I guess it is reminiscent of Jack Gaughan or John Schoenherr?  Any guesses from commenters, and of course opinions on whether any of these books is worth reading, are welcome.

I spotted a horror comic I'd never seen before, Shock.  Being locked within a glass case, I couldn't get a good look at it without overcoming my reluctance to talk to a clerk, but the cover, showing a woman being disrobed by oversized amphibians and offering text promising "weird adventures from the depths of hell" was certainly alluring.  A look at the Grand Comics Database, however, suggests the 1969 issue under discussion is mostly reprints of 1950s comics written and drawn by people whose names are lost to history.  Oh, well. 

Here we have a paperback collection of cartoons by Peter Arno.  I guess this guy is famous for doing covers of famously snooty magazine The New Yorker, but many of the cartoons in this book seem to revolve around men's lust for women's bodies, and wikipedia suggests he loved guns and fast cars and "often worked with gag writers."  I couldn't find a scan of The New Peter Arno Pocket Book online in the brief period I allotted to the task, but you can check out scans of Peter Arno's Sizzling Platter and Peter Arno's Hullaballoo if you want to get an idea of what this guy's work is all about.  I guess I kind of like the cartoons, but Arno's entire oeuvre seems like a pleasant trifle--it takes like 3 minutes to read a whole book of these cartoons, and none of the jokes makes you laugh out loud, and none of the nudity, it being so cartoony, is sexually arousing.

Here's something that actually does have some erotic power, an item the asking price of which is $2,800!  Kaboom!  Purportedly, this is an original work by Austrian artist Raphael Kirchner, created over 100 years ago.  I think this image is pretty good; the colors and the composition of the female figure are quite successful.  However, the face of the bear looks messed up in a way that is distracting, like the perspective is off, like the upper jaw and lower jaw have been foreshortened in different ways.  Too bad.

At WikiArt you can look at over 500 images by Kirchner; if you are interested in Art Nouveau or pin-up art it is worth your time to flip through them.         

Alright, now we've really reached the parental-guidance-is-suggested section of today's blog post, two sex novels, Smoldering Women by Burton St. John and Lust Addict by Olivia Rangeley.  The former seems to be about a woman who thinks her daughters have sexual problems, so she hires a doctor to cure them by having sex with them.  Smoldering Women presents itself as more than porn, as an examination of the philosophical issue of what actually constitutes a normal and an abnormal psychology, I guess a sort of one-handed take on the thinking of Thomas Szasz.  Lust Addict seems to be unabashed porn, the story of a woman who is so horny she has a wide variety of sexual experiences--the back cover includes an excerpt of a scene of rough heterosexual sex and hints there is also plenty of lesbian sex in the novel.  The cover image and design of Smoldering Women betrays some level of effort, even sophistication, while Lust Addict is crude and amateurish, kind of icky. 

Finally, our most disturbing and exploitative item, an issue of Master Detective which bears a sexualized violence against women cover photo and promotes as its top story the tale of the sexual torture of a child.  Gross!

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There's plenty of exciting finds at the antique stores and flea markets of the East Coast, including bargains that even a man as cheap as myself cannot pass up.  Maybe later this month I'll post about some of the items I have actually seen fit to purchase up in Altoona (or was it Duncansville?) and elsewhere in the last few weeks.

E Hoffmann Price: "The Word of Santiago," "The Peacock's Shadow," and "The Apricots from Ispahan"

Incomprehensible forces, circumstances beyond your human conceptions of good and evil, have laid out for me a bizarre and unusual destiny, have set me on a unique quest--to read at least one story from every published issue of that seminal speculative fiction magazine, Weird Tales.  Today we chip away at the 1920s, the first decade in which Weird Tales appeared on newsstands, by reading three stories published in 1926 by E. Hoffmann Price, a guy who, unlike so many of the weirdies, didn't just write about the mysterious East, but actually spent some time over there and made an effort to learn about such topics as the Arabic language, Persian rugs and the Buddhist religion.  As a soldier, fencer and boxer, Price also knew more about actual violence than many of his fellow pulp writers.  Whether all this knowledge and experience helped make him a better writer, I don't know, but maybe we'll get some clues today as we read these three stories in scans of Weird Tales you can find at the internet archive at the following links.

"The Word of Santiago"  "The Peacock's Shadow"  "The Apricots of Ispahan"

"The Word of Santiago"

On the border of France and Spain, Don Santiago prays at a black altar decorated with 32 pornographic scenes, prays to the Devil, beseeching the Lord of Darkness grant him victory in a duel against one Pierre d'Artois.  Satan himself appears to tell Don Santiago that he cannot grant the man's wish, for d'Artois, even though he presents himself as a Christian, is doing the Devil's work as thoroughly as is Don Santiago himself.  Price doesn't use the names "Satan" or "the Devil," but calls Don Santiago's lord "Malik Taus" and "The Lord Peacock," apparently a reference to the chief angel in the theology of the Yazidis.  This isn't the first story which we have read in which the Yazidis (or "Yezidis") are depicted as devil worshippers; Price in a story from Spicy Mystery, "Prayer for Satan" pulls this gag, and devil-worshipping Yezidis show up in H. P. Lovecraft's "The Horror at Red Hook" as well.

The Peacock Lord and Don Santiago have a whole theological discussion about who really serves Christ ("the Nazarene") and who really serves Satan.  Is a man who calls himself a Christian but who fights back against criminals instead of turning the other cheek really living a Christ-like life, or just encouraging more violence, as Satan might hope?  Is a man who wrecks his life by indulging in terrible sins really serving Satan, or is his disaster an object lesson that drives those who witness his downfall towards Christ and away from sin?  It is interesting to see this kind of thoughtful material here in Weird Tales.

Satan doesn't want Don Santiago to get killed by d'Artois, leading fencer in France, as both men, by following the way of the sword and killing people in duels, are furthering the aims of the Devil.  So Satan forbids Don Santiago to fight d'Artois.  But Don Santiago has given his word of honor that he will fight d'Artois, and not even the Devil can make him break his word!  So the Spaniard renounces his allegiance to Satan and even destroys the black altar.

At the appointed time and place Don Santiago and d'Artois meet and fight a long duel in which neither can seem to gain the upper hand.  D'Artois tries a desperate move, there is a flash, he is unconscious.  When he awakes he has no wound, and can find no sign of Don Santiago.  He heads home, and on the way finds a smashed car--Don Santiago lies dead in the wreck  The Spanish duellist crashed on his way to the duel, but, because he was so committed to keeping his word, Don Santiago's ghost attended the duel--neither Satan nor Death could make Don Santiago break his word!

This is a pretty good story; I like the plot, the style is good, and the structure and pacing are fine.  The theological jazz and the descriptions of the Satanic place of worship and the references to the poor Yazidis who suffer a bad rap in these stories all add spice and interest to the tale, so thumbs up for "The Word of Santiago."  

"The Word of Santiago" would be reprinted in the big 1975 Price collection Far Lands, Other Days a copy of which a clerk at Second Story Books in Washington, D.C., tried to sell me.  Pierre d'Artois is a recurring character whom we will be meeting again as we continue to read Weird Tales; in fact, we already have met him, back in 2021 we read a 1934 d'Artois story, "Queen of the Lilin." 

"The Peacock's Shadow"

"The Peacock's Shadow" is the cover story of the November 1926 issue of Weird Tales and is promoted with a cover illo depicting a guy who looks like the Devil about to sacrifice a scantily-clad redhead.  Is that delicious redhead cradled in the hands of some cyclopean monster, or are those hands just some Satanic statuary or furniture that prefigures the famous episode of The Odd Couple that pokes fun at modern decor?  Soon we will know!

"The Word of Santiago" is the first d'Artois story, and "The Peacock's Shadow" the second.  In "The Word of Santiago," d'Artois appeared as a secondary character, one of the greatest swordsmen in France, outwardly and ostensibly a Christian but, as a man devoted to the art of violence, also beloved of the Devil.  In "The Peacock's Shadow," he is the main character, a jokey witty guy who is friends with the police and helps them, covertly and unofficially, fight crime.  The two stories are strongly linked, almost like one long story.  In the middle of "The Peacock's Shadow," d'Artois muses on the bizarre conclusion and aftermath of his duel with Don Santiago two years ago, and in the climax of this second story we learn that the villain's entire elaborate evil scheme revolves around his relationship with Don Santiago.

The narrator of "The Peacock's Shadow" is an American, a friend of d'Artois, and he acts as a sort of assistant and cheerleader for d'Artois, who is not just a genius swordsman but some kind of genius detective with a vast knowledge of the occult.  I guess this is Price working in the tradition of Doyle's Holmes and Watson--d'Artois always knows what is going on and only gives hints to us readers and the American narrator.   

Some rich noble has, allegedly, stolen a female mummy from a museum, and d'Artois jokes that the marquis is in love with the mummy and has eloped with her--but maybe there is a horrible truth to the joke?  Anyway, at the unofficial request of the gendarmes, d'Artois and the narrator break into the marquis' chateau, d'Artois having cleverly distracted the servants.  I often find detective stuff boring, but d'Artois' investigation of the chateau is actually pretty engaging--Price depicts the detective techniques in a way that actually makes them interesting and his description of the interior of the chateau, a place full of strange and sinister artifacts, is similarly effective, seeing an entertainingly weird mood.

In the middle part of the story Price begins making all those connections to the strange fate of Don Santiago which I mentioned, and a new character comes on the scene, a beautiful woman who looks just like the woman in an old painting in the chateau, a woman who seems to live alone and to have lots of affairs.  Price and d'Artois drop red herring hints that she may be the mummy brought to life or the reincarnation of the dead woman in the photo, or maybe I was just misinterpreting the clues.  Anyway,  the marquis is clearly a worshipper of the Devil, as indicated by the same peacock symbolism, based on the Yezidi religion, that we saw in "The Word of Santiago."  

The narrator gets the job of staking out the home of the beautiful young woman at night, and, when she leaves her home one evening, clad in peacock-themed finery, he pursues her around and within the old fortifications and tunnels of the town in which the tale is set, Bayonne.  All this business of tailing the woman in the old ruins and underground is pretty good, but the final section of "The Peacock's Shadow" is overly long and slow and somewhat confusing and convoluted.  Another of my gripes is that the narrator, though he does have to deal with a sentry and he puts on a disguise and all that typical adventure story jazz, is more like a spectator of the climax than a participant.  The narrator finds himself more or less trapped in a small space with a view--via a series of mirrors--of a Satanic ritual, officiated by the marquis, in just the sort of evil temple depicted on the cover of the magazine, complete with giant sculptured hands.  After she witnesses the initial ceremony, the beautiful woman has a tete-a-tete with the marquis, who recruits her into the Satanic fold, but not quite sincerely--he drugs her and strips her and lays her in those hands to be sacrificed.   You see, the marquis was very fond of Don Santiago, and feels responsible for the Spaniard's death, and, through Satanic sorcery that somehow leverages mummies--or maybe more accurately, mummy cases--wants to send this gorgeous woman--whom he himself desires--to Don Santiago in the afterlife to, er, comfort, him, and to demonstrate his own contrition.  This second ceremony in which the naked and drugged girl will be murdered and then put in a mummy case next to a mummy case in which Don Santiago's preserved corpse rests is like a perverted wedding.  As our Yankee narrator watches, d'Artois, having infiltrated the cult, uses special weapons to defeat a dozen adversaries and rescue the drugged and denuded woman before she can be executed.   

I have some criticism of the last third of this story, but I like it.  Price gives the villains in "The Word of Santiago" and "The Peacock's Shadow"--Satan, Don Santiago, and the marquis--more interesting motivations than we often see, motivations based on human relationships, not just traditional desires to murder rivals, rape women, and conquer the world.  And d'Artois and the woman in this one aren't just goody goodies or innocent victims, but are themselves sort of morally compromised.  And, as I have said, I like the atmosphere Price develops in the chateau and in the ancient fortifications.  So, thumbs up for "The Peacock's Shadow."

Like "The Word of Santiago," "The Peacock's Shadow" is reprinted in Far Lands, Other Days.  Jonathan Maberry and Kaye Lynne Booth also saw fit to include it in their recent anthology Weird Tales: Best of the Early Years: 1926-27.    

"The Apricots from Ispahan"    

"The Apricots from Ispahan" debuted in the same issue of Weird Tales as Edmond Hamilton's "The Metal Giants," which I just read and praised.  In the comments to my blog post about "The Metal Giants," one of my thoughtful and well-read readers offers an interesting commentary on the influence of Hamilton and "The Metal Giants," so if you haven't seen that yet, click the link and check it out.

Here we have a story of court intrigue in the Near East, with a sultan, a wazir, a dancing girl from the harem, an astrologer, and a gardener all perpetrating or being targeted by deceptions and conspiracies.   

The Sultan is uninterested in matters of state, instead focusing his energy almost solely on his gardens--he's more interested in the apricot trees he has ordered from Persia than he is in the newest slave in his harem, a Kashmiri girl of surpassing beauty.  All serious government work is handled by his scribe, Absal.  Absal was assistant to the previous wazir, who died recently, and Absal is now for all practical purposes wazir--he has all the work and responsibility of running the government--but has not been given the title and prestige of wazir, because the sultan's astrologer tricked the sultan into thinking the stars were against such a promotion.

Absal carefully works a complicated plot of revenge involving the the head gardener, who also resents the astrologer, because the sultan has been consulting that star-gazing charlatan about when to plant the apricot trees--that's the gardener's job!--as well as the sultan, because the gardener is in love with that Kashmiri girl the sultan recently bought--the gardener himself tried to buy her, but at the auction was outbid by the sultan's eunuch.  As all of us using ebay know, losing an auction can lead to bitterness.  Things all work out in the end--the astrologer is banished, Absal becomes wazir, the sultan gets his apricots, and the gardener gets the Kashmiri, though there are some hairy moments when it looks like first this man and then that man are going to be tortured to death or summarily executed by the sultan's African executioner and when it looks like the apricot trees have been destroyed.

I can mildly recommend this one--it works just fine, but quite little is actually noteworthy about it.  It is a more jocular than serious horror story, seeing as none of the characters actually gets killed.  "The Apricots from Ispahan" feels a little like a Jack Vance plot, something that Vance would have elevated with his fun writing style and dialogue that actually made you laugh.  I don't think "The Apricots from Ispahan" has ever been reprinted.

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I feel like we're making real progress in our weird quest, and today's leg of the journey has been a smooth one because these stories are pretty good.  Expect more 1920s excitement going forward here at MPorcius Fiction Log, inshallah.

Edmond Hamilton: "The Metal Giants," "The Atomic Conquerors," and "Evolution Island"

I hope you didn't get your fill of MPorcius fave Edmond Hamilton last time when we read his 1929 epic of a genocidal trip to the Earth's hollow center, "The Hidden World," because today we have three stories from Weird Tales by the Ohio-born child prodigy and husband of Leigh Brackett, a man smart enough to graduate high school at 14 and drop out of college at 17--dummies like me wait until their twenties and grad school to escape the receiving end of academia.

I'm reading all these stories in scans of Weird Tales you can find at the following links:  

"The Metal Giants"  "The Atomic Conquerors"  "Evolution Island"

"The Metal Giants" (1926)

Here we have a Weird Tales cover story that went on to be the title story for the first volume of Haffner Press' The Collected Edmond Hamilton.  In 1932 a small press issued "The Metal Giants" as a sort of pamphlet and in 1982 Forrest J. Ackermann included "The Metal Giants" in his anthology The Gernsback Awards.

Professor Detmold is an embarrassment to the University, always coming up with crazy theories that give the alumni pause.  His latest public announcement is that he has invented an artificial brain, a claim that arouses ridicule in the press and even among his fellow scientists.  Even the students want him sacked!  "Testy," "high-strung," "high-tempered" and "impatient," Detmold has not ingratiated himself with the University community and he pays the price, cleaning out his lab and disappearing after he is pressed to resign by the University president, whose priority is not advancing the science that is likely to put us all out of work or put us all in an unmarked grave but raking in those tuition and donation bucks.  Detmold doesn't even tell his only friend, an English professor who warns him that an artificial brain made of metal might be dangerous--what will rein in an intelligence with no soul?--where he is going. 

Four years later come reports from farmers in West Virginia of strange damage and markings in the woods, and of sightings of a huge human-like figure in the distance.  These reports bring that English prof to the region--he suspects his friend Detmold, whom he has not seen nor heard from since his disappearance, is behind whatever crazy thing is going on.  The English professor watches from a hill as twenty-two 300-foot-tall metal giants destroy the local steel town with their metal fists and feet and then exterminate its inhabitants with poison gas!  Now he is sure Detmold is to blame!

The metal giants march on Pittsburgh, their poison gas projectors destroying the ten-thousand-man detachment sent by the Army to stop them.  Meanwhile, back in West Virginia, the English professor has followed clues and found the farmhouse where Detmold made his lab after being driven from the University four years ago.  In it is a diary, and its fragmentary entries tell a horrifying tale!  For three years Detmold worked on the metal brain he had created; when the English professor last saw it the artificial brain had the intelligence of a mere single-celled creature, reacting to light by avoiding the light if it was too bright, but the thing quickly grew in ability as Detmold augmented it with greater brain capacity and with limbs and trained it until it was able to help the scientist perform experiments, and then do experiments itself with unerring precision.  Eventually the metal brain became superior to its creator in scientific endeavor!  The metal intelligence, however, had no interest in art, literature, relationships, or conversation--it was totally emotionless.

Detmold fell ill like three years into his stay in the farmhouse and had to spend time in a Pittsburgh hospital recovering.  When he returned to his remote lab he found that the brain had invented anti-grav and a poison gas that passes harmlessly through your skin and flesh to dissolve your bones!  The brain had also started up a super-modern mining operation, a refinery and a factory to build an army of gargantuan killers, robots with simple artificial brains, controlled via radio by the super brain built by Detmold.  Detmold barely escaped alive from his creation.

Clues in the diary lead the English professor to the site of the artificial brain's HQ.  And he is there when Detmold, having built his own giant war machine in the form of a wheel 350 feet in diameter, attacks the brain, desperate to vanquish the murderous monster he created in his hubris!  Detmold dies in the fight, but the brain is crushed and, without a commander, the giants are rendered inert.

A fun story, thumbs up!  It may be instructive to compare this 1926 story and 1929's "The Hidden World," the subject of my previous blog post.  Both stories have plenty of science and plenty of death and destruction.  But whereas "The Hidden World" is repetitious, "The Metal Giants" is not--we see the metal giants wipe out one city, killing thousands of people and toppling scores of buildings, and we see one big climactic fight between metal war machines, and that is enough--we don't see the giants destroy one city, then another city, and then another, and we don't see multiple fights between gargantuan war machines.  In "The Hidden World" there are three hand-to-hand fights and more aerial dogfights than I can remember, and twice we see the heroes infiltrate a big important meeting--that is too much of a good thing.  Perhaps more importantly, Detmold and the English prof have human emotions and personalities and relationships, something the forgettable protagonists in "The Hidden World" sorely lack.

"The Atomic Conquerors" (1927)

"The Atomic Conquerors" debuted behind the woman-in-bondage cover of the February 1927 issue of your favorite magazine alongside a bunch of stories by people I've never read or never even heard of as well as a brief piece by August Derleth titled "The River" which we'll get to when it rolls along.  "The Atomic Conquerors" lay dormant until critical mass was again achieved in our own 21st century and it was reprinted by Haffner Books in the first volume of their Collected Edmond Hamilton and by Kaye Lynne Booth and Johnathan Maberry in their anthology Weird Tales: Best of the Early Years: 1926-7.

Hamilton starts right out with the superlatives in this story, telling us it is about "an age-old cosmic feud" that erupts into "dreadful war, universe struggling with universe in titanic combat, immense, unthinkable...."  Hamilton tells us that, in this struggle, we humans are "a mass of tiny, frightened pigmies, running about beneath battling giants," pigmies who have no power to influence the war's outcome, but in the same breath he tells us that this unthinkable war between universes was actually triggered by an insane human.  It also seems clear that the Earth and human race survived this mind-bogglingly stupendous conflict.   A lot of weird stories start this way, telling you how the adventure or crisis ends up so that as you follow the narrative, read a blow by blow description of the course of the event with whose salient points you are already familiar, you already know what your destination will be.  After all these years I am still not sure I think this structure is a good idea.

A student on break is bicycling around England.  He spends a few days across the border in bonnie Scotland.  Having heard from some locals about some weird glass-like rocks at some remote ruins (these vitrified forts are apparently real, though this is the first I ever heard of them--every day brings new reminders of my ignorance!), he decides to investigate them.  Those locals also mentioned hearing some odd, regular booms, more like artillery fire than thunder, last night, and that some scientists have been hanging around the ruins.

The student, on the way to the ruins, meets an archaeologist.  This guy tells the student he needs his help saving the world.  But first, he has to tell the student the backstory.  You see, a few years ago, the archaeologist met an irascible and disgraced physics professor and they became friendly because the physicist was passionately interested in archaeology as a hobby.  The physicist had a crazy theory, that the vitrification of those old ruins in Scotland was the result of some super ray weapon being used in the vicinity in the distant past.

Having been thrown out of Cambridge, the physicist has time to explore these vitrified forts, and earlier this year discovered at one of the forts an ancient inscription hidden under cement.  He hired the archaeologist to come decipher the inscription, and after a month of working on the translation, the archaeologist was able to share the astounding story told by the ancient text.  These forts were built not by Earth humans, but by people from one of Earth's innumerable atoms.

It feels like just last week that Clare Winger Harris was telling us about the theory that the nuclei and electrons of our universe are the stars and planets of countless teeny tiny universes, and that Sol and Earth in turn are a nucleus and an electron of a larger universe.  Well, we hear the same theory from Hamilton today.  The civilization on an electron of our universe, a component of an atom of a grain of sand, was feeling population pressure, so developed technology that empowered them to make themselves larger, large enough to shift into our universe and colonize the Earth.  This was long ago, before the rise of Homo Sapiens.  These people were fierce and not content to just colonize the Earth--they wanted to colonize the next universe up, and attacked that universe.  But in this super universe they met a super civilization much superior to their own which stymied their attacks and then launched a counter attack, so that a huge battle raged on the young Earth and the imperialists were forced to retreat back to their overcrowded electron.  The super people set a force field around the grain of sand that short circuited the electron people's ability to change their size, and sealed the grain of sand under the stone with the inscription on it; the text isn't just a history lesson, but implores the reader to not set free the warlike electron people.

The physicist decided to free the belligerent people of that electron, and to do so he learned how to deactivate the force field and to make himself smaller, small enough to visit the people on that bellicose electron.  Why, you ask?  He wants to get revenge on Earth for throwing him out of Cambridge, and what better revenge than summoning an army from the electron to exterminate the human race?  (If you can make yourself giant-sized, guvnah, why not just go Godzilla on Cambridge and leave me out of it--I went to Rutgers!)

The people of the electron turn out to be lizard men who promise to deal with us humans after they first launch their attack on their old foes in the next universe up.  The behavior of people in this story never makes much sense.  The physicist used a stun gun provided by the reptilians to paralyze the archaeologist, so the archaeologist had to watch, powerless, like all those attractive women in The Black Belly of the Tarantula, now available in limited edition 4K, as the reptile men, an army of them, grew into view from the grain of sand, and then grew huge enough to vanish into the next universe up.  The whole thing makes no sense--are the reptiliads--available from Ral Partha Legacy--gaining mass as they grow?  Do they have to get as big as a star to get to the next universe?  How come nobody in the surrounding countryside sees them growing if they get big enough to obscure the night sky and, at some point, grow beyond the shadow of the Earth so their big crocagator mugs are visible from London and Paris?  How do they breathe once their heads are up in space?  Good grief.

By an improbable lucky chance the stun device stopped working on the archaeologist and he sneaked off to get help and the first person he ran into was the student.  The student and he hurry back to where the physicist is awaiting arrival of the next wave of reptiliads, and attack him.  But lacking guns or even knives, the student and archaeologist are outmatched by the elderly mentally ill physics professor.  Sad!  The student is paralyzed by the stun gun and must watch helplessly while the archeologist and physicist wrestle.  Then the reptile men appear and casually kill the two scientists with a freeze ray before setting out to raid English cities in their flying disks.  The freeze ray wreaks havoc from above on unsuspecting Liverpool and Manchester from, but by the time they reach London the RAF has been forewarned and gives the flying disks a hot reception.  The brave British lads resort to kamikaze attacks against the disks, sacrificing themselves to inflict over 50% losses on the scaly air fleet, sending it back to the land of tartans and haggis to regroup.  I know what you are thinking--if the lizard men can't beat a bunch of biplanes with Vickers .303 machine guns, how can they conquer the people of a superior universe who have all kinds of crazy force fields and energy weapons?

Squamous reinforcements are growing into our universe as the student watches but then the people of the universe above ours appear--they defeated the reptiliad attack and with their superior technology drive the reptile people off Earth and back to their grain of sand, which the superpeople again seal up.

This story is not very good, I'm afraid.  For one thing, there are way too many frame stories between us and the actual story, and our protagonists actually have no role in resolving the plot, something Hamilton tells us on page 1.  If I wanted to read a story about action and tragedy during World War II, I'd want to read a story narrated by or focusing on a fighter pilot or a tank commander or the skipper of a frigate or somebody like that, somebody with agency right there at the tip of the spear, making decisions and running risks.  I wouldn't want to read about a guy going to the library to read a book of second-hand sources about the fighter pilot.  And yet here in "The Atomic Conquerors" we are not addressed by an atomic conqueror or by the embittered physicist who betrays his fellow Earth mammals and tries to sic some reptile men on us, instead we learn about the scaly aliens and the evil physicist through a hiker who learns about them from an archaeologist.   

For another, the whole thing is silly and full of plot holes.  The reptile men from that electron face an overcrowding problem, so they learn how to grow and shrink themselves so they can get to other universes to colonize them.  But if they can grow and shrink themselves to any size, can't they solve the overpopulation problem by shrinking themselves so they use up less room on their native planet?  Or grow themselves so they can just step over to another solar system and colonize that system and every one beyond?  Hamilton hints that the universe above ours is nicer than ours and maybe much nicer than the reptiliads' universe (reminding us perhaps of Jack Vance's Eyes of the Overworld) but this is not elaborated upon.

I've gotta give "The Atomic Conquerors" a moderately negative vote, I'm afraid. Why Maberry and Booth think this is better than "The Metal Giants" is beyond me; maybe they felt the need to include a story with the whole every-atom-is-a-star-system gag.

"Evolution Island" (1927)

Here we have another story in which evolution is conceived not as a bunch of random mutations, some of which propagate through a population because they confer some kind of survival or reproductive benefit, but as the fulfillment of an inevitable plan of constant steady improvement.

We know not where that road leads, for our path of evolution, like the paths all life must follow, was laid down for us, as I believe, by a Power above earth....How much higher the human race today than the savage Neandertal men of fifty thousand years ago! And fifty thousand years from now, men will be as much above us. It is the same with all life, with all forms of life. All go up, up, change and change...We can not swerve aside from the path of change we follow.

The above quote is from a lecture by a biologist who proposes that, while the course of evolution cannot be changed (I guess he never heard of selective breeding), perhaps evolution could be sped up!  We just read a story by Clare Winger Harris on these same themes, and way back when this blog was just a mere speck and not the 1,600-post behemoth it is today, we read a story by Hamilton himself on these themes.  Anyway, this biologist claims evolution is the result of exposure to "the Garner ray," named for the physicist who discovered it, and that the more Garner rays you are exposed to, the faster you evolve.  As evidence, be points to Australia, saying that there must be fewer of the rocks that radiate Garner rays down under than elsewhere, because the Aborigines of that southern continent are "without doubt the lowest form of human being on earth, the least developed of all the races of men."  Well, there is a string of words you won't be seeing in print ever again.  Anyway, the scientist says that it is inevitable that somebody will now artificially produce Garner rays and use them to speed up human evolution so that the human race improves physically and intellectually at a rapid pace, enjoying millions of years of progress in mere hours, becoming like gods!

The biologist's claims meet with almost universal disapproval from all segments of society, and he retreats to the lab behind his mansion--this joker inherited money so doesn't need to stay on the good side of the academic establishment.  He has only one friend whom he allows to enter his lab, a physician; he also has an assistant.  The sawbones comes by for a visit and the biologist tells him he has already invented a Garner ray projector that produces far more powerful rays than appear in nature, and as the physician watches he uses it to make a chicken evolve.  I was pretty disappointed that this did not produce a chicken that can give stirring speeches and lead a civil rights movement against the mass nuggetification of its people; instead, the chicken just gets smaller and dies.  The future of the chicken is not bright, apparently.

Then the biologist reverses the polarity of his ray projector and makes a second chicken devolve; it changes in shape and size into Archaeopteryx, then a succession of reptiles and lesser creatures until nothing is left but slime, the primordial ooze of the cliche.  

A week later the biologist and his assistant head down to the Caribbean, to an uninhabited island he has purchased where he plans to let loose many animals and play the ray over all of them so he can witness hundreds of thousands of years of evolution in just a few weeks or months.  I guess I should note that all these operations are tense for the reader because the ray projector doesn't emit a focused beam, but just sprays rays all over, and the scientists and physician have to put on a protective vest to keep from themselves evolving or devolving.  I kept expecting somebody's suspenders or shoulder strap or something to fail and for him to suddenly evolve into some kind of supersmart dictator or devolve into a poo-flinging monkey or something.

A year passes and the sawbones doesn't hear from the biologist.  Then, one rainy night, the biologist shows up at the doctor's New York apartment to tell him the terrible tale of his year on the island.  He explains how all the different species evolved, following the plan of, I guess, almighty God written in their cells.  Some of the reptiles and insects evolved into huge monsters which is pretty cool, but eventually all species shrank and then died, just like that chicken.  This is pretty anti-climactic after all the talk of evolution bringing species "up" or "higher --the plans in animals' genes have a final destination and that destination is not perfection but oblivion?!

Eventually all the animals on the island have gone extinct, and then the plants evolve into an array of forms until a sort of intelligent mobile cactus has become the sole species on the island.  The biologist feared these smart walking plants might take over the world or something and wanted to turn on the reversing ray and devolve them back to inconsequentiality, but the assistant was fascinated by them and wanted to follow their progress for a few more thousand years.  The biologist went to Kingston for a month-long holiday, leaving the assistant behind to further study the superplants.  When he got back he had a shock--the assistant had taken off his protective gear and evolved into the man of the future, a hairless creature with a huge head and a slug-like body from which sprout four tentacles ending in hands--this man of the year One Million A.D. can walk and manipulate tools with any of the tentacles.  

And then there was the plants, which had evolved into a horde of plant men who embraced the man of One Million A.D. as their leader.  The biologist's assistant planned to lead these vegetable people in a campaign to conquer the world!  And then the galaxy!  The assistant has already used his super brain to devise a special flame gun for his plant legions to use.

The biologist managed to escape the island and get to New York and now he asks the physician for help.  He is confident an attack on the island by a conventional military force will fail, but if two men can sneak onto the island, maybe they can put an end to the future man's evil plans!  

Our guys get to the island and sneak towards the lab, hoping to turn on the reverse ray and devolve the plant men into harmless mindless vegetation, but they are captured, which is not a surprise to us readers, as "Evolution Island" is introduced with an illustration of two men in bondage being harangued by a tentacled freak.  Luckily, the man of the future is busy observing the maiden flight of the Luftwaffe of 100-foot spherical aircraft his plant men have constructed from his designs and this gives our heroes a chance to turn on the reversing ray and reduce the plant men and their diabolical ruler to primordial slime.  The biologist destroys all the Garner ray apparatus and pledges to never tinker with evolution again.  

I can moderately recommend "Evolution Island;" the science is all over the place but at least it is surprising and entertaining and the adventure components are not bad; this one is certainly better than "The Atomic Conquerors."  "Evolution Island" was selected by Stefan R. Dziemianowicz, Martin H. Greenberg, and Robert Weinberg to represent 1927 in their 1988 anthology Weird Tales: 32 Unearthed Terrors, and, in 2023, Frank Festa and Hardy Kettlitz reprinted "Evolution Island" in their anthology of stories from 1920s issues of WT, 100 Jahre Weird Tales Jubiläumsedition: 1923 bis 1929.

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All three of today's Weird Tales offerings from Edmond Hamilton star college professors who are estranged from academia and whose research threatens to destroy the human race, but "The Metal Giants" stands head and shoulders above the other two.  The 1926 story's science is much more believable and internally consistent, its climax is much better, and its characters have more interesting motivations and their behavior is more realistic and better integrated into the plot.  

This has been a profitable foray into the pages of the Unique Magazine.  As you are well aware, I am trying to read at least one story from each issue of Weird Tales, a feat I have already performed when it comes to the 1930s and portions of the 1920s and 1940s, and today I am closing in on completion of 1926 and have already taken a bite out of 1927.  See the links below for detailed reports on my progress, and brace yourself for more 1920s weirdness next time we meet here at MPorcius Fiction Log.

WEIRD TALES PROJECT

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