Saturday, March 22, 2025
Gene Wolfe: "Sob in the Silence," "The Hour of the Sheep" and "Six from Atlantis"
Friday, March 21, 2025
F&SF, Oct '67: R McKenna, A Davidson and S R Delany
"Home the Hard Way" by Richard McKenna
This is a decent adventure story; you might say it has hard-boiled elements. It seems to draw on McKenna's experience in the U. S. Navy.Big strong balding Webb is a level 3 biotech in the space navy of an interstellar human civilization, a somewhat brutish working-class guy who has worked his way up in rank with hard work and native intelligence. His assistant is a pretty brunette, Chalmers, as good a tech as he--he trained her. They make a great team in the biotech lab of the naval vessel on which they serve, the Carlyle. The main job of biotechs is operating, maintaining, and repairing equipment that can turn almost any kind of matter into food.
The Carlyle has been spending a long period of time on a remote colony on Planet Conover, to which they were drawn by a distress call. This is the most beautiful world our heroes have ever seen, but I guess it is hard to find food there. The captain of the Carlyle thinks the Conover colony is doomed--it is far off the space lanes, so starting profitable trade will be hard and if there is another problem there may not be a naval vessel close enough to help. And the captain assumes help will be required--the colony's leaders are trying to build an aristocratic state, and selected most of the colonists for low intelligence, which this means that nobody on the colony is smart enough to operate the biotech machines that make food, and, the captain predicts, there will be a violent revolution soon enough, the peasants rising up against the aristocracy.
The noble families in charge of the colony try to convince Webb and Chalmers to desert the Carlyle and join the Conover aristocracy. Webb is convinced because a sexalicious blonde promises to marry him, but Chalmers is more duty-minded, and she is in love with Webb, making her immune to the Conover ploy of setting her up with some guy.
Chalmers reports the whole sordid business to the captain and Webb's effort to desert is a failure. As the Carlyle continues its patrol around this section of the galaxy, Webb tries repeatedly to desert so he can get to Conover and that blonde. He has a series of adventures, getting caught and stripped of his rank and so forth. McKenna has a running joke about Webb's bald spot--whores caress it, the police hit him on it with truncheons when he fights them, etc. There's also a whole thing about how Webb, once an officer, now demoted to the level of a rating or enlisted man or something, is miserable because he can't get comfortable around anybody any more, no longer fitting in among any class of people on the ship.
The crisis of the story comes when Webb, hiding out after deserting, tries to contact the criminal underworld so he can sell on the black market some equipment he stole from the Carlyle and gets mixed up with space pirates. These merciless corsairs of the void need a guy who can make food out of rocks and twigs just as much as the colony on Conover does, but they aren't going to offer him a curvaceous blonde bombshell--they are going to condemn him to a life of slavery and danger committing crimes and fighting his former comrades. Chalmers independently, without alerting the captain, launches a rescue mission to save the big stupid lug. She gets captured, and it looks like she might get gang-raped by the pirates, but she and Webb manage to escape, killing the pirate captain on the way out. Chalmers figures out a way to keep Webb from getting in trouble with the captain--in fact, she turns him into a hero! Webb comes to his senses and marries this jewel among women and the two plan to move to Planet Conover when their commitments to the space navy are up, I guess in seven years or so.
This story is not bad, but I thought it odd the lovers were going to go to Conover--it had sort of been established that the Conover colony was doomed and/or the people on Conover were jerks. Maybe we are supposed to think that by the time Mr. and Mrs. Webb got to Conover the doomed aristocratic colony would be gone and they would start a totally new colony--Webb does use the word "homestead."
"Home the Hard Way" would reappear in two anthologies edited by Charles Waugh and Martin H. Greenberg, Love 3000 and Starships; the latter also has Isaac Asimov's name on it--the German edition has only Asimov's name on it. Abgespaced.
There are two "novelettes" in this October 1967 ish of F&SF, McKenna's "Home the Hard Way" (like 21 pages) and Davidson's "The Power of Every Root" (about 18.) The editor's intro to Davidson's story tells us it is a crime story featuring police corruption and black magic--I shouldn't read these intros until after I've read the story, I know, I know.
That intro also tells us that Davidson lived in Mexico for a while, and "The Power of Every Root" is set in Mexico. And it is not exactly a loving portrait. Right at the beginning we get the idea that Mexican men are forever visiting quack doctors and native shamans to cure the venereal diseases they contract regularly. Davidson also makes much of the Mexican government's pomposity and quixotic drive to secularize its superstitious population.
The main character of this somewhat farcical story is young cop Carlos, whose blunders have him always in trouble with the chief of police. He's on the brink of losing his job! Recently, Carlos has been afflicted by aches and pains and, worst of all, horrifying visions. He visits the quack doctor, who assumes wrongly that Carlos is having trouble using the toilet or performing in bed. Carlos flushes the pills this sawbones gives him down the toilet and goes to the local "native herbalist and wizard," a "curandero," who assumes Carlos is the victim of witchcraft or poisoning and warns him to only eat his wife's cooking.
Early the next morning, Carlos decides to try to catch the people illegally harvesting wood from the forest, thinking a big arrest will improve his standing with the chief. In the dark, he stumbles upon a freshly dead body missing its head. When some kids come by he sends one of them to get the police chief, and then he guards the body, falls asleep, wakes up to find the body gone. He thinks he'll lose his job or be arrested himself if the chief learns he has lost the body, so he decides to murder one of the wood stealers and put that guy's body in place of the lost one! After slaying one of the thieves and decapitating the corpse, Carlos collapses, sick or insane.
Then comes the explanation of the story's mysteries and resolution of the tragedy of Carlos. Everybody in town, except Carlos, knew that Carlos' wife was a treacherous slut having sex all the time with the two most brazen of the wood thieves, a pair of cousins. The chief of police, giving Carlos more credit for detective skills than he deserves, concludes that Carlos finally figured this out and killed the thieves in an understandable act of vengeance--after all, the two headless corpses are the horny cousins in question. The chief is willing to lie to the public to protect the reputation of the police, and claim that one thief killed the other, and then Carlos killed the murderer in a fight while trying to arrest him.
Ad for the story's black magic plot, we learn that the curandero was also having sex with Carlos' wife, so the source of young Carlos' aches, pains, and visions were no doubt poison, provided by the shaman and introduced into his food by Carlos' diabolical spouse. As the story ends we are led to assume that Carlos is going to end up in the insane asylum and the corrupt police will never bring the curandero (who has not only been poisoning Carlos but also some old hypochondriac woman) or Carlos' wife to justice.
"The Power of Every Root" is well constructed, all the various moving parts operating smoothly together, all the surprises foreshadowed and believable. All the jokes about sex and using the toilet are not actually funny, but they are not bad. But I personally found the story more sad and depressing than funny--Carlos is a loser, and I was more inclined to sympathize and commiserate with him than to laugh at him as he was defeated by the world. To me, "The Power of Every Root" feels a little too much like educated genius Davidson goofing on a backwoods moron for comfort--I suppose the course of my own life leaves me more likely to identify with the guy who is sitting in a puddle after having slipped on a banana peel than the guy who points at him and laughs. "The Power of Every Root" is objectively good but I couldn't really enjoy it; we'll mark this one as acceptable. If you are writing your dissertation on "Depictions of Mexico in American Speculative Fiction" or "Latin America as Envisioned by English Language Genre Fiction Writers," though, "The Power of Every Root" is a must!
Davidson must have been pleased with this story--it appears in Harry Harrison's SF: Author's Choice 3, one of those anthologies of stories writers consider their best or favorite works. You can also find it in Davidson collections, and Peter Haining's Black Magic Omnibus, which was split into two volumes for paperback publication.
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We read the Barry Malzberg story in SF: Author's Choice 3 back in 2017 |
Thursday, March 20, 2025
Gene Wolfe: "The Headless Man," "Thou Spark of Blood," and "On a Vacant Face a Bruise"
We just got through three blog posts about stories by one of the more challenging SF writers, a man beloved by critics whom we might associate with the New Wave but who doesn't share the leftist politics of the most prominent New Wave leaders like Michael Moorcock and Judith Merril. I refer to R. A. Lafferty, but the same description might fit Gene Wolfe. Wolfe came to mind for multiple reasons while I read Lafferty the last few days, so let's read three stories by Wolfe I do not think I have read before that have been chosen more or less at random.
"The Headless Man" (1972)
This story debuted in an anthology I should check out because it contains stories by numerous people I read, Terry Carr's Universe 2. Joachim Boaz wrote about Universe 2 back in 2016, and after I get a few stories from it under my belt, I'll reread his blog post and see to what extent we are on the same page.When Universe 2 was translated into Dutch, it was retitled, and our pals over in the Netherlands used Wolfe's story, "The Headless Man" as the title story. "The Headless Man" would be reprinted in the Wolfe collection Endangered Species; I have owned the red paperback Tor edition of Endangered Species forever, so I'll be reading it in there. (Way back in 2015 I blogged about three stories from Endangered Species about your favorite topic--mysterious women!) "The Headless Man" came to mind because I saw it in the contents list of the French anthology Univers 05 (complete with oh la la cover!) when looking up where Lafferty's "Entire and Perfect Chrysolite" was reprinted.
I'm going to have to admit I don't think I understand this one. The narrator explains that he was born without a head, and has a face on his torse--huge eyes where an ordinary man's nipples are, a huge mouth in his stomach, etc. He relates the incredible story that he has attended school and has lived a more or less ordinary life in public by strapping a fake head and neck to his shoulders, buying shirts that he can see through, and so on. Who could believe that nobody would notice that a guy has a lifeless face with eyes that don't move and so forth? The end of the brief story describes a sexual encounter. Somehow the woman doesn't notice this guy has eyes and a nose and mouth on his torso, and in the dark the narrator thinks that her body looks like it has a face as well, her breasts like eyes, I suppose, the crease in her stomach as she sits like a mouth. And that's the end of the story.
This isn't one of those Twilight Zone type stories in which in the end we realize the story is set on an alien world where everybody has no head--the narrator says again and again he is a one-of-a-kind oddity--and I don't think the woman in the story is a fellow headless person. Maybe it is significant that the woman is practically a prostitute, and they dicker over a price in an oblique way? Is this story about how people don't really look at each other but just see each other as sources of sex or money?
I'm going to have to mark this one down as beyond me and move on with my life. Maybe it is easier to understand in the Dutch translation?
Tuesday, March 18, 2025
R. A. Lafferty: "Ride a Tin Can," "Entire and Perfect Chrysolite" and "Cliffs that Laughed"
Today we finish up our look at the early Seventies collection of stories by R. A. Lafferty entitled Strange Doings. Only three stories remain for us to read today; at the bottom of the blog post I'll include links to my discussions of the other 13 stories in the book.
"Ride a Tin Can" (1970)
"Ride a Tin Can" debuted in an issue of If ("the magazine of alternatives") which also includes a story by Gene Wolfe I haven't yet read and an essay by Lester del Rey on Buck Rogers, the comic strip (published 1929 to 1967) and the strip's original source material, short fiction by Philip Francis Nowlan that appeared in Amazing in 1928 and 1929. Del Rey moans at length that the strip is racist, with the white people good (except for the white character who is evil) and the Mongols and Martians evil, and even suggests the strip might have played a role in American misbehavior in World War II, like the internment of Japanese-Americans (did FDR read Buck Rogers?), and the Korean War, in which, as del Rey tells it, some American had a dim view of Koreans. After this, del Rey does admit the strip is fun. More interesting is del Rey's discussion of whether Buck Rogers constitutes science fiction; he insists that the comic strip is not science fiction, while the two novelettes in Amazing by Nowlan are science fiction, in part because Nowlan does world-building and because the stories are less racist than the strip (though still racist.)(For the record, while I am a big fan of the Flash Gordon strip by Alex Raymond because I think Raymond's art is terrific, I haven't delved deeply into the Buck Rogers strip because the art looks pretty lame. Buck's early comic adventures most certainly are on my to do list, however.)
Alright, let's get to the reason we are here, R. A. Lafferty's "Ride a Tin Can." This is a clever and fun little story, gruesomely humorous and maybe a little sad, that, perhaps, is about how ethnic or political groups who want to exploit or destroy members of another group first dehumanize them. This story might in particular appeal to our anti-capitalist friends, as the villain is a big company and the consumers who eagerly buy their products and Lafferty also pokes fun at how large business concerns will make charitable grants and donations to salve their consciences.
According to the experts, the extraterrestrial goblin creatures known as Shelni have no intelligence or language--their speech is "meaningless croaking." But doctor of primitive music Holly Harkel thinks the Shelni are not mere animals, but people with intelligence and a culture, including music and stories. Holly is an odd scholar, a short ugly woman who, when she studied amphibians and reptiles, started looking like a toad or a snake. She and the narrator, a folklorist, get permission and a grant to record the lore and music of the Shelni, and Holly leads the way to the subterranean lair of the goblin people, where our heroes record four of their traditional stories. Under Holly's influence, the narrator can understand the Shelni language and appreciate Shelni music, something no human besides the two of them can do (or perhaps something no other human chooses to do, as the establishment has a psychological and financial stake in not considering the Shelni to be people?)
As has been foreshadowed, we learn that the dimwitted Shelni, who have very strange ideas about birth and death--they seem to have no inkling of where they come from and their folklore is full of stories of Shelni being dismembered but continuing to live--are being exterminated by humans who offer the Shelni a free ride to Earth. All the Shelni are eager to take advantage of the offer, and they are processed (deboned) and put into tin cans and sent to Earth, where they are sold as food for children. Holly, who has taken on the appearance of a Shelni, is herself torn to bits and put into an Earthbound tin can. The narrator (who retrieves from the food processing plant and keeps Holly's bones) vows vengeance on the company that destroyed the kind and loving Holly as well as the innocent and naive race of the Shelni.
Thumbs up. You can catch "Ride a Tin Can" in various Lafferty collections as well as an anthology by Terry Carr with a Kelly Freas cover and a German anthology with a (repurposed from Ace F-282) Frank Frazetta cover.
"Entire and Perfect Chrysolite" (1970)
Here's one of Lafferty's Orbit stories. "Entire and Perfect Chrysolite" would reappear in a number of other anthologies, including a German one that draws stories from Orbit 5 and 6, and a French anthology, Univers 05, that also includes David Gerrold's "Afternoon with a Dead Bus" which I condemned back in 2022."Cliffs that Laughed" (1969)
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Well, we did it--with Strange Doings we are strangely done. These stories posed more of a workout than most of the stories I read that feature aliens, alternate universes, witches and murder, but no regrets! Below find links to my chit chat about the other stories in Strange Doings. And live in suspense because neither of us knows if the next MPorcius Fiction Log post will feature more of these sorts of brain busters or stories about outer space, the future, and the supernatural that are nice and easy.
Sunday, March 16, 2025
R. A. Lafferty: "All but the Words," "Dream," "The Transcendent Tigers," and "World Abounding"
"All but the Words" (1971)
This one starts out as if it is going to be about how highly intelligent people (and people who think they are highly intelligent) have trouble relating to other human beings, and while they may be able to achieve great feats in the sciences, even world-changing feats, they may miss out on what really matters in life, like love and human connection. But the ending is more ambiguous, perhaps suggesting the futility of trying to communicate with the alien other, or maybe just pointing out the way we exaggerate the value of communication and how we are never satisfied with the thing we wanted after we get it.
A team of scientists is working on a universal translation device that can open communication with anyone, no matter how alien, and the thing has already been able to get an inkling of what insects, plants and even weather patterns are thinking! But the eggheads are stuck when it comes to communicating with extraterrestrial intelligences. The head of the project thinks that the problem may be that the scientists don't like talking to people, so cannot build a rapport with alien civilizations. So he puts the least intelligent scientist, an overweight woman named Energine who is the member of many lonely hearts clubs and has many pen pals, on the task. She sits at the apparatus and instead of talking about scientific concepts as have her predecessors, she expresses her feelings to the aliens, her desire for love, her fascination with quotidian things like food and mundane gossip. Immediately Lafferty puts us on notice that we are not to credulously take any and all "all you need is love" sentiments seriously--Energine and her Earthbound pen pals are not only vapid, but deceptive; they, for example, make it a practice to send each other pictures of comely individuals, fraudulently claiming they these lookers are themselves.
Energine's emoting achieves success--soon she is having long heart-to-heart conversations with an alien! The alien even comes to Earth and Energine thinks the tiny little color-shifting monster will marry her! But disaster strikes. The alien speaks incessantly, holding a press conference that lasts days--weeks! Energine is forgotten and she joins a convent where she takes a vow of silence! The leaders of the translation device project variously go insane, die, or beg the government to let them hand the project off to somebody else--maybe a robot! Lafferty implies that the alien, by demonstrating how annoying and fruitless too much chatter can be, and by, as part of its endless press conference, giving a five-hour lecture on "the medicinal value of silence," has radically changed human society, or at least the behavior of the cognitive elite--Earth people become very terse and taciturn, conveying information with a minimum of words.
The supersmart scientists achieve their goal of communicating with aliens, but are not satisfied by it, and Energine believes she has achieved her goal of an intimate connection with another individual, only to be severely disappointed and ending up as a nun. I am reminded of T. S. Eliot's The Waste Land, which (in some interpretations, at least) is about how people seek fulfillment in love, sex, work and money, and eventually come to realize the only path to a life of meaning is to go out into the desolate waste to live alone and foster a personal relationship with God.
Pretty good; fun and thought provoking. Like so much of the best genre literature and popular culture, you can enjoy "All but the Words" on a surface level as a story about silly characters who say and do amusing things and then suffer an ironic twist-ending fate, but the tale can also inspire you to think a little more deeply and consider if the author is saying something insightful about life.
"All but the Words" first saw print in Galaxy and has reappeared in Lafferty collections like the 2014 The Man Who Made Models, the first volume of Centipede Press's Collected Short Fiction of R. A. Lafferty series.
"Dream" (1962)
Here we have an entertaining but minor twist-ending story; you might call it a good filler story. We meet an odd man who eats a monumentally huge breakfast at a diner each morning; the fact that he eats these huge breakfasts is dwelt upon comically, but I'm not sure that it actually affects the plot.
"The Transcendent Tigers" (1964)