Robert Howard does show up in the letters column, praising Ray Cummings' "Explorers into Infinity," which I guess the creator of Conan liked more than I did. And Frank Belknap Long makes an appearance, offering the poem "Advice," an eight-line rhyme that suggests you should hang out with goblins and kobolds instead of fat old people. At least I think that is what Frank is getting at; poetry is always up for interpretation.
After that glance at the ancillary matter, time to hit the fiction. Hit the ground running with us at this link, and maybe come up with your own interpretation of Frank's versification.
"The Left Eye" by Henry S. Whitehead (1927)
Like Hugh B. Cave, Whitehead actually lived in the West Indies, so maybe this story will offer us some serious legit local color. "The Left Eye" was anthologized in 1947 in Terror at Night and can be found in various Whitehead collections.Beautiful and elegant, blue-eyed, copper-haired Kathleen was inexplicably born into a family of hideous degenerate white trash in upstate New York. "The Left Eye" talks about poor rural whites the way we expect these old stories to talk about poor blacks:
Shiftless, furtive, meansouled, he [Kathleen's father] eked out an existence on his few barren acres of poor land which was endurable only because there was neither in his heredity nor his experience any better standard by which he could realize to the full the utter meanness of everything that conspired to make up his life’s record.
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The rest of the brood [i.e., Kathleen's siblings] were different from each other only in the varying ugliness of their budding dispositions and the equally variant qualities of their general detestability of appearance and habit.
Damn!
At age 17, Kathleen flees her home when Dad tries to marry her off to a fellow bootlegger, a real thug, this brute having offered Dad 200 bucks for her. Enraged, Dad pursues her and, in a church rectory, murders his daughter and a kindly priest with metal pipe! I was amazed at this turn of events because I kept thinking Kathleen was going to go to the West Indies and have some kind of voodoo adventure. After all, among the Whitehead collections in which this story is reprinted is one book called West India Nights and another titled Voodoo Tales. Anyway, this story never gets far from the Canadian border. We hear about the killer's flight and the police pursuit. Dad paddles his way in a stolen skiff to a little island called "Left Eye" because it is one of a group of islands that, on a map, look kind of like the features of a face. On this island he finds himself in a huge mess of spider webs and eventually is wrapped up by spiders bigger than your hand. We then get a third section of the story in which some boy scouts find the murderer's body, all drained of fluid and wrapped up in spider silk.
The three component parts of the story--the tragedy of Kathleen, the flight of the killer, the discovery of the body--are well-written and well-paced and all that, but do they make a satisfying whole? What does a giant spider have to do with an innocent teenaged girl? We see the killer get killed at the end of the second part, so what is the point of the third part, in which his body is discovered? It is like we have three separate stories here, each with its own main character and climax, each competently produced, but each not quite satisfying.
An odd story. We'll call "The Left Eye" acceptable.
"The Land of Creeping Death" by Edna Bell Seward (1927)
In our last episode I tried to get credit for promoting diversity by reading a story by a woman and a story by an author I'd never read before. And I'm doing it again today! I assume Seward is a woman, I mean, it's not like a lot of men are running around with the name "Edna," and I have certainly never read anything by her before--she only has this one fiction credit at isfdb. (She also has listed a poem, "The Murderer," that appeared in the letters column of the March 1924 issue of Weird Tales.) Well, let's see if Seward is what we might call a "one-hit wonder."
Two Englishmen, one our narrator, and their loyal native servant, after working on building bridges on the subcontinent for the British government, decide to take a three-month vacation, exploring a Burmese river. In the tiger-haunted wilderness, they come upon a beautiful grey-eyed Englishwoman in distress. She has been accompanying her widowed father, a scientist here to study a local lizard, but today Dad is missing. Our guys hang out at her camp, trying to comfort and protect her--these old jungle hands figure Dad is drowned in the river, they having seen a sun helmet floating by earlier today, but don't want to tell her.
At night the camp is attacked by head hunters, black-skinned savages with machetes. The men fight with rifles, their servant with a knife, the woman with a revolver. Many of the blacks are killed, but the whites and their loyal brown are overwhelmed. Knowing the horrible things these savages will do to the woman, the men try to kill her cleanly, but they are felled before they can do so.
In the skull-adorned village of the head-hunters the native servant is killed, the men are scheduled to be sacrificed, and the woman prepared for a fate worse than death at the hands of the fat king of these savages. At the very last moment, an airplane appears overhead, scaring the head hunters into hiding. The plane lands and the three people are rescued--the air crew promise to bomb this fortified village at their next opportunity. It is made clear that the narrator and grey-eyes are an item.
I was disappointed in the deus ex machina resolution of the plot, but otherwise this is a decent adventure story (there isn't much weird about it) with creepy fetishistic sex elements, like the many sentences devoted to the narrator trying to figure out ways to kill the woman he loves so she won't be abused by the natives. I can mildly recommend "The Land of Creeping Death" as pretty good filler, and tell you if I ever saw Edna Bell Seward's name above another story, I would read it.
"The Song of Triumphant Love" by Ivan Turgenev (1881)
In our last episode I told you I was classing up this joint by reading a "classic" writer, and today I can make that claim again! Last episode's Weird Story Reprint was by Scotsman Robert Louis Stevenson, and today's is by Russian Ivan Turgenev! According to isfdb, this translation here in Weird Tales is likely that of Constance Garnett, first published in 1897. Many translations of "The Song of Triumphant Love" are available at the internet archive, but we're trying to inhabit the 1927 weirdie experience here, and so are reading from the magazine.

































