Showing posts with label Bloch. Show all posts
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Thursday, October 24, 2019

Tales of provocative horror by Matheson, Sturgeon, Ellison, Etchison and Bloch

1989 and 2004 editions
Regular readers of this blog know I love the internet archive, a convenient source of multitudes of things worth reading.  I spend a considerable amount of time there just typing in names and topics and seeing what comes up; last week, for example, I read a scan of The Stick and the Stars, William King's memoir of commanding Royal Navy submarines during the Second World War.  Another recent find was the 1989 anthology Hot Blood, which has a cover that I find pretty hilarious. On its inside title page Hot Blood bears the subtitle "Tales of Provocative Horror," but I guess the boys down in marketing got their way and on the cover the subtitle is "Tales of Erotic Horror." Anyway, seeing as this is the month in which we all pretend we think that mutilation, murder and evil are a big joke, and one of the twelve months in which we are all fascinated by sex, it seems appropriate to check out what Hot Blood has to offer.

Hot Blood is full of stories by people of whom I have never heard, but there are also some familiar names, so let's read stories by those worthies Richard Matheson, Theodore Sturgeon, Harlan Ellison, Dennis Etchison, and Robert Bloch, men about whose work I have already written here at MPorcius Fiction Log.

"The Likeness of Julie" by Richard Matheson (1962)

"The Likeness of Julie" was first published in the Ballantine anthology Alone By Night under the pen name Logan Swanson.  Its subtitle is "Tales of Unlimited Horror," but Alone By Night also includes Henry Kuttner and C. L. Moore's "A Gnome There Was," which, when I read it in 2014, I interpreted as a satire of left-wing activists that was full of goofy jokes.

Eddy is a horny college student who never paid skinny plain Julie much attention, but one day he notices she has an angelic face and some nice curves under those loose clothes after all, and becomes obsessed with her.  Her innocent look doesn't just inspire a desire to have sex with her--he wants to defile her, to rape her and blackmail her into keeping her mouth shut!  Eddy resists his own dark urges as long as he can, knowing the risk he runs if caught, but he can't help himself--he asks Julie out, drugs her, photographs her naked and has sex with her in such a brutal fashion that the next day he finds traces of her skin and blood under his fingernails and can't stop seeing in his mind's eye the bruises and bite marks he left on Julie's beautiful body!

The twist ending is that Julie craves being taken roughly by men, and uses her psychic powers to hypnotize men into abusing her, striking her, and raping her.  All of Eddy's crimes were her ideas, implanted in his mind.  When Eddy commits suicide she begins her search for another man to hypnotize into dominating her the way she aches to be dominated.

This is an acceptable sex and horror story.  The twist ending in which a woman is not only shown to be an evil manipulator but revealed to have rape fantasies and enjoy being abused is perhaps the kind of thing that would get a lot of pushback today. 

"Vengeance Is." by Theodore Sturgeon (1980)

"Vengeance Is." was first printed in Dark Forces, an anthology of new tales of horror and suspense by many important SF and horror writers.

A guy from the city goes to a bar in the country to ask about two brothers with a reputation for taking advantage of women and bragging about it, Grimme and Dave.  Through dialogue we learn the crazy story of Grimme and Dave's demise.  G & D attacked two city folks passing through, a gorgeous babe and her husband, an academic type.  Bizarrely, the professor egged the brutes on to rape his wife; for her part, the wife ferociously resisted their sexual assault--at first.  Then, when G & D found some priceless paintings in the trunk of the city folks' car and deliberately ruined them, the woman submitted to their efforts to rape her.  G & D died from a mysterious disease not long after.

The twist ending: the woman had some extremely rare disease (Sturgeon goes into it--I won't here) that is certain death to those who have sex with her, except for her husband, who is an extremely rare case of somebody who is immune to the disease.  The true horror of the story is not that a woman was raped, or that some priceless paintings were destroyed, or that two rapists died in agony from a weird disease, but what the two city folks learned about themselves.  You see, these educated people thought they were above a desire for revenge, but, when put to the test, the man quickly succumbed to that very desire, urging G & D to rape his wife so they would get the killer disease.  Initially, the wife fought G & D so vigorously because she didn't want them to get the killer germs, but when she saw G & D destroy the priceless canvases she was enraged and sought vengeance herself, letting the malefactors rape her as a means of killing them.

The two urban liberals repented of their lust for revenge and sent the guy in the bar out to look for G & D in hopes of providing information to those medical professionals caring for them that might ease the pain of their final days, but the guy is too late, G & D perished in terrible agony.

Acceptable; less sexy than the Matheson story, and kind of contrived, but more philosophical and science fictiony--Ted is at least pretending to give us something to think about instead of just trying to titillate and/or disgust us.

"Footsteps" by Harlan Ellison (1980)

"Footsteps" first appeared in the men's magazine Gallery, where it was advertised as "Harlan Ellison's Strangest Story."

Claire is a werewolf!  She travels the world, visiting the world's finest cities, murdering people and eating them.  One of the story's recurring jokes is that Claire thinks of herself as sampling world cuisine, and she compares the taste of different people from different cities--people in London are stringy, for example, in Berlin, starchy.  The tastiest people are in Los Angeles and Paris.  In this story, set in Paris, we follow Claire as she seduces a well-fed middle-class Frenchman at a sidewalk cafe, guides him under a bridge, sexually arouses him, transforms into a hairy monster, rips off his clothes and slits his throat, and then rides his erection as he dies.  Then she eats him.

Claire spends some time in the City of Light, feeding on innocent people.  Then she meets a man she cannot kill, a sort of plant man--sap runs from his wounds, which heal in moments.  Luckily the plant man has normal male human genitals, and can have sex with Claire.  The plant man uses his telepathy to convey to Claire some melodramatic goop about both of them being the last of their kind, and they live happily ever after!  The footsteps of the title are a metaphorical reference to Claire's fear that mundane civilization is out to get her, that if she is discovered, she will be destroyed (because, you know, she is murdering people by the score, just the kind of behavior that raises the ire of us muggles.)  Now that she has found her true love, plant man, Claire no longer hears the footsteps--I guess we are supposed to think plant man is going to teach her how to be a vegetarian...maybe he is going to feed her from his own flesh?

I thought it a little incongruous that a story about a famous type of gothic horror monster we have all heard about hundreds of times, the werewolf, a story in which, reminding us of Dracula, Ellison uses the phrase "children of the night" like five times, would achieve its climax and resolution not through the intervention of a vampire or an occult researcher armed with silver bullets or some other stock horror figure, but with something you'd expect to find in a story with rocket ships, robots and radiation, a telepathic plant man.  Also a little jarring, after like ten pages of Ellison trying to write poetically, evocatively, like a "real" "literary" writer, he has a startled Claire yell at the plant man, "You're a carrot, a goddam carrot!" undermining the tone I thought Ellison was trying to achieve.

The narrative thrust of the story is how Claire changes, from a lonely person who feels hunted by society to somebody who finds true love and safety.  That is all well and good, but a theme less in tune with our current zeitgeist is how the lone werewolf Claire was in total control of her life, and then chooses to give up control of her life to a (plant) man.  "But now she was helpless, and she didn't mind giving over control to him."  So far we have two stories, this one and Matheson's "The Likeness of Julie," about women murderers whose deepest need is to be dominated by a man.  I don't think we'll be seeing a blurb from Gloria Steinem on the next edition of Hot Blood.

"Footsteps" is OK, no big deal.  My attitude about Ellison is like my attitude about the Beatles--I am constantly being told that they are the best, to the point that it is annoying, but while I think they are good, they just don't move me or interest me the way a dozen or more artists working in the same genre do. 

(After drafting the above assessment of "Footsteps," a little googling brought to my attention the story that "Footsteps" was the product of a stunt in which Ellison wrote the story in front of an audience who provided the raw material for the story, improv style--the story is about a lady werewolf rapist in Paris because people in the audience set those parameters.  I believe it is still fair to judge the story like I would any other story, because it is presented to us in Hot Blood just like any other story, and during the years between the initial event that birthed the story and its appearance in the collection Angry Candy in 1988 and Hot Blood in 1989, Ellison had ample opportunity to revise and polish it--Ellison must have felt the version I read was satisfactory.)   

"Daughter of the Golden West" by Dennis Etchison (1973)

"Daughter of the Golden West" was first printed in the men's magazine Cavalier under the title "A Feast for Cathy."  (Cavalier in the 1970s, I now know, was full of early Stephen King stories and cartoons of nude women by Vaughn Bode.  I learn a lot of exciting information working on this blog.)

"Daughter of the Golden West" is the best constructed and best written story I have yet read from Hot Blood.  Etchison moves things forward at a good pace, starting us off with a mystery and giving us little nuggets of information that finally add up to the ultimate horror on the last page in a way which is satisfyingly striking.  Along the way Etchison provides images that are sharper and human relationships that are more interesting than anything Matheson, Sturgeon or Ellison offered us.  The reader gets the feeling that Etchison actually thought about the story and worked hard crafting it--it operates like a complex but smooth-running machine with a unified tone that leads logically to its erotic and gory conclusion, unlike the simple plots punctuated by a crazy surprise twist ending presented to us by Matheson, Sturgeon and Ellison.  And while Ellison's writing is showy and flashy, an obtrusive and heavy-handed effort at appearing literary, Etchison's piece here actually feels literary, each of the sentences feels like it is pursuing some story goal, not a pointless piece of fancy embroidery that screams, "Hey, I'm a writer!"  Even when you discover words like "gestalt" and "virgule" embedded in Etchsion's prose you try to figure out what Etchison is trying to accomplish with them, you don't just roll your eyes the way you do the fourth and fifth time Ellison waves "children of the night" in your face like a cheerleader's pom poms.

The plot: Three California high school boys are best buddies, doing everything together.  Then one of them disappears, and is found dead, the lower part of his body mutilated.  Two other young men have suffered a similar fate in the last few months.  The two surviving friends grieve, but also begin doing a little detective work, eventually going to talk to the high school girl, Cathy, who is probably the last person their dead buddy ever spoke to.  At her house they face the same horrifying danger that destroyed their predecessors--Cathy and her sisters are descended from a member of the Donner party, and have taken up cannibalism!  Their modus operandi is to seduce men and then incapacitate them by biting off their you-know-whats during fellatio!

A very good horror story; not only are the final scenes at Cathy's house, where the seduction, sex and murder take place, powerful, but the earlier scenes, in which the two boys and other members of the community deal with the shock and grief of the loss of one of their number, are also effective.  I can recommend this one with some enthusiasm.  

"The Model" by Robert Bloch (1975)

Like Ellison's "Footsteps," Bloch's "The Model" first appeared in Gallery, the author's name being given a spot on the cover.  This cover, however, unabashedly features a woman's bare breasts, and, for fear of getting on the wrong side of the Google authorities, and making my protestations of being a libertarian and a free-speech absolutist look pretty hollow, I am censoring the image of the November 1975 issue of Gallery that is appearing here at MPorcius Fiction Log.  To see the original cover image in all its glory, try here.

Remember how in "The Closer of the Way" Bloch used himself as the narrator and set the tale in an asylum?  Well, he uses the same gag here.  Robert Bloch, author of Psycho, talks to a mental patient, who tells him the story of his relationship with tall, thin Vilma, a fashion model he met while working at an ad agency.  He was some kind of assistant who handled schedules, and with no creative work to do had time to hang out with Vilma when his agency was building a campaign around photos of her taken in the Caribbean.  Vilma, the photog, the clothing and make up guy, and the assistant guy, traveled from port to port on a cruise ship, and between islands the assistant guy and Vilma spent their days on the ship sitting in the shade and shooting the breeze.  He lusted after the beauty, even fell in love with her, but she was very cool, gently rebuffing all his advances.

After two weeks of getting nowhere with Vilma, as the ship was about to return to Miami, Vilma finally invited him to her room.  She told him she wanted his genetic material, and revealed herself to be some kind of monster whose beautiful head was just an artificial appliance--her real eyes were on her nipples!  Even more horrifying was her vagina, which had teeth which she used to take possession of the man's genitals after arousing him and binding him with her special powers.  Vilma has not been seen since, and the assistant guy, who survived the removal of his genitals, is considered to have been driven insane by the mutilation he suffered--obviously nobody believes his story of Vilma being an inhuman monster.

The sense-of-wonder ending of this feeble story is Bloch suggesting that all those tall thin fashion models we see in magazines and ad campaigns, with their cool emotionless expressions, are inhuman creatures in disguise, monsters bred by some mysterious entity for some mysterious purpose.

Lame, the worst story we have discussed today.  It is a good idea to explore men's fear of losing their maleness (independence and virility and so forth) to a woman who wants to make a child with them, but Bloch only does this in the most shallow way, and then he tacks on the gimmicky concept that fashion models aren't really human, a theory that he just throws out there and doesn't do anything with that might be interesting or emotionally engaging.  "The Model" has no character development, no foreshadowing, no images besides the monstrous woman with eyes on her boobs and a toothy maw between her thighs, it's just six pages of filler and then the shock ending.

Thumbs down.

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German edition of Hot Blood
Five stories that offer the perennially appropriate advice, "Guys, maybe you should just keep it in your pants."  Four of the stories feature manipulative and murderous women, a reflection of the fact that men are scared of women and the desires they inspire in us, and the vulnerability we find ourselves in when we try to satisfy those desires.   

Dennis Etchison's contribution is far and away the best, delivering successful sexual and horrific content in a story that works in every way.  Richard Matheson comes in second with another story with decent erotic and terror elements.  In third place we see Ted Sturgeon, who unloads some speculative medical science on us as well as raising issues about how we should treat with those who trespass against us.  Then we have Harlan Ellison's mediocre offering, apparently the product of a stunt, followed by Robert Bloch's lackluster, anemic production, which fails to cross the finish line and is mired in "bad" territory.

I think my last dozen posts have been about short stories, but our next post will be about a science fiction novel by one of the SFWA Grand Masters, a novel I have wanted to reread for a while.

Saturday, October 5, 2019

Finishing up Robert Bloch's Out of the Mouths of Graves: Five more tales of murder!

That murder-bound train steams on!  Today we finish up the collection of Robert Bloch stories published by The Mysterious Press in 1979 and purchased by me in a hideous shopping mall four decades later in 2019, Out of the Mouths of Graves.  In our last two blog posts we talked about stories from Out of the Mouths of Graves first printed in the 1950s and the 1960s, and today's murderous stories were all published in 1970s magazines and original anthologies...with the exception of one story from 1961 which somebody on the MPorcius staff failed to include in the last installment.  Oops!

"The Man Who Looked Like Napoleon" (1961)

"The Man Who Looked Like Napoleon" was first printed in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, which has been in business for like 78 years, and three years later was reprinted in Chase, which was in business for less than one year.  The magazine racket is a tough one!

This is a silly gimmicky joke story.  A guy, Mr. Throng, starts thinking he is the reincarnated or risen  Napoleon Bonaparte after he hits his head in a car wreck.  (He also seems to be conflating Jesus Christ with Bonaparte in his mind.)  His wife, Josephine, sends him to a shrink, but his condition does not improve--in fact, it gets worse.  Throng murders his wife, and then tries to murder his therapist, who is named Rand and whom he thinks is a reincarnated Tallyrand.  The big payoff joke is that the cop who ends Throng's murder spree is named Wellington.

Lame filler.

What?  Where are the sexy girls?  Where is the gushing blood?  Where are the glittering knives and
thundering revolvers?  These look like covers to The International Journal of Labor Statistics or
The Bluestocking Institute Review of Gender and Consumer Ethics.  Boring!
"His and Hearse" (1972)

"His and Hearse" got major promotion when it made its debut in Mike Shayne Mystery Magazine (which, incidentally, was published from 1956 to 1985 and in the early to mid '60s was edited by Weird Tales figure and Lovecraft intimate Frank Belknap Long) under the title "I Never Had a Christmas Tree."  (The magazine title is much better, a direct reference to an interesting plot element, than the anemic joke title the story bears in this collection, but maybe the original title was abandoned because it is spoily.)

"His and Hearse" is another satire or "meta" piece about show biz and mystery fiction.  Muscular blond hunk Randy Douglas is an aspiring actor who lives in Hollywood--but he sucks at acting!  He can't get a real acting job, and balks at taking such jobs as being an Indian who gets shot whose only line is "Ugh!"  Randy uses his good looks to marry a Broadway has-been twenty years older than he is, Elaine Ames, hoping to use her money and connections to jump start his own career, but it turns out she has no liquid assets and her friends, like producer Cedric Schlokmeister, are also has-beens who have no jobs to offer Elaine's boy toy--Schlokmeister himself cannot find work and visits Elaine on the way to the unemployment office!

With no work, and Elaine spending most of her day primping, Randy kills time by reading mystery novels lent to him by the maid.  These books gives him the idea of murdering Elaine.  This accomplished, he marries a society woman his own age who has old money, Constance Maitland, but he isn't any happier with her--he hates the fake gentility of society life which allows little time to relax and be yourself, and Constance is not only a penny pincher, but an exercise nut who runs Randy ragged with all the jogging and tennis and yoga.  So he murders Constance, and marries the singer of the rock band Iron Marshmallow, Penny Nichols.  He thinks he'll like being married to somebody with the outgoing, open-minded, free love attitude of today's youth, but he quickly finds rock music annoying and realizes that Penny isn't going to stop having group sex sessions with the members of Iron Marshmallow (Tom, Dick, Harry, and Irving) just because she is married.  So he murders her as well.

Finally, Randy marries his one steady friend through all these career and marriage ups and downs, Susan a plain and old-fashioned girl named Susan (symbolizing how plain she is, Randy doesn't remember her last name), a receptionist.  But reading all those murder mysteries, and committing three perfect crimes, has got Randy hooked, so he goes to see a shrink in hopes of being cured of his addiction to murder!  Will the therapy work, or is Randy too far gone?  Is Susan doomed...or will we get a twist ending in which it is revealed that Susan has been manipulating Randy the whole time and is planning to murder him?

I liked the first half or two-thirds of "His and Hearse," the stuff about Randy's acting career and his relationship with Elaine Ames, which was almost realistic, but the story gets more and more silly and repetitive and gimmicky as it goes on, and the ending was disappointing.  There is a problem with Susan's character--on the one hand she is described as being old-fashioned and innocent and all that, but there are also instances of her being a cynical operator; I know the innocent act is a fake, but the way Bloch presents her it doesn't feel like she's a slippery character putting on an imperfect act, but rather like the author is presenting us a jumbled and discordant portrait that the reader experiences as confusing.  Oh, well.

Large portions of "His and Hearse" are better than average for this collection, but the story also has some problems, so I guess I'm calling it acceptable, but it isn't bland and flat and mediocre like so many stories I judge "acceptable," rather, it is a story with real potential that failed to achieve what it might have.   

"A Most Unusual Murder" (1976)

"A Most Unusual Murder" has been anthologized multiple times since its initial airing in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, including in DAW's The Year's Best Horror Stories: Series V, where tarbandu read it in 2008; hopefully I will like it more than did tarbandu, who found it "dull."

Well, tarbandu is wrong, this story is worse than dull, it is bad, a conglomeration of ill-suited components.  The story tries to string together these different elements with lame coincidences and manipulations that are not very convincing.

Kane is a guy who walks all around London all the time and so is intimately familiar with all the streets and shops and so forth.  He is walking with his friend Woods when he spots a shop that wasn't there before, an antiques shop.  Inside they meet the weirdo who runs the shop.  Said weirdo has on display a 19th-century medical bag.  It is on display, not for sale, but Kane insists on buying it because of the name on the bag.  You see, Kane is one of those guys who is obsessed with Jack the Ripper and has spent years and years going through Victorian documents figuring out the real identity of the Whitechapel Murderer and this medical bag has on it the name of the guy Kane is sure is the real Jack!

Back at Kane's place, Kane, over the course of four pages, lists off all the suspects in the Ripper case and the reasons why he thinks each is innocent of the Whitechapel crimes, and why he thinks the doctor he has fingered is guilty.  I am not interested in the Jack the Ripper story (there are thousands of murders every year in the English-speaking world, and I have never been convinced that these five murders are more fascinating than any of the hundreds of thousands of others I don't care about) so to me this part of the story is like white noise.  Kane is about to break open the lock on the bag when Woods suggests they go back to the shop to ask the owner if he has the key.  They find an empty lot where the shop was.

For some reason, Kane, who was going to force open the lock on the bag in the comfort of his own home, decides he now wants to open it in the apartment where the doctor he thinks was Jack the Ripper lived 80 or 90 or whatever years ago.  At this place (the sink and carpet and bed from 1888 have not been replaced and Kane says stuff to Woods like "...you may be looking at the very sink where the Ripper washed away the traces of his butchery..."), Kane and Woods open the bag and find a scalpel, among other medical implements.  They are suddenly accosted by the weirdo from the antique store.  He explains that he is a time traveler who collects murder weapons and he wants the bag and scalpel back.  Not because they belonged to Jack the Ripper--according to the time traveler, Kane is all wrong, that doctor was innocent; the scalpel was used in a different murder...or will be used!  The time traveler grabs the bag, Kane grabs the scalpel and slashes at the time traveler, and Woods, trying to break up the fracas, gets in the way of the blade and is killed.  The weirdo grabs the bag and the scalpel and teleports away, leaving Woods to die and Kane to be put on trial for murdering his friend.

This entire story feels ridiculous.  The characters' motives and actions are hard to swallow, and many of the story's elements just don't ring true or feel like cumbersome red herrings.  The while thing is a waste of time.  Thumbs down!       


"The Warm Farewell" (1976)

"The Warm Farewell" first appeared in Frights, an anthology of "new stories of suspense and supernatural terror" edited by Kirby McCauley.

"The Warm Farewell" is a story about the civil rights movement and the Ku Klux Klan, though the stupid violent white men in white robes and white hoods in this story are called "The White Hopes."  The Endicott family came down to Georgia from the North so bespectacled Mr. Endicott could edit and publish an anti-racism newspaper--one of his writers is another Northerner who comes down, a black man named Scotty.  As the story begins the paper has folded and the Endicotts have sold their house and are minutes away from driving back north, the terrorism of the White Hopes and their influence over local institutions (like banks and schools) having made doing business and living a peaceful life in Georgia impossible.  Over a dozen of the White Hopes, clad in their hoods and robes (Mr. Endicott is able to identify many of them because, while they may wear white gloves when in disguise, they can't afford a second pair of shoes and I guess Mr. Endicott has a good memory for shoes), drive up to terrorize the Endicotts one more time and to get information out of them--Scotty has disappeared, and they want to know where he is so they can--presumably--murder him.

One of the White Hopes, the regional head from Atlanta, takes the Endicott's teen-aged daughter Rena into another room to rape her and force Scotty's whereabouts out of her.  The noise her parents hear from the room chills them, but, in fact, she is not being raped.  Scotty has been watching from outside, and he sneaks in the window to knock the would-be rapist unconscious and then dress up in his white robe, hood and gloves.  (Do real KKK members wear white gloves as part of their uniform?  I suspect Bloch just added the gloves to make Scotty's deception more believable.)  Scotty, in disguise as their leader, then leads the White Hopes on a wild goose chase to an abandoned building where he tells them Scotty is in hiding--we are assured that in the confusion of burning down the building Scotty will make his getaway.

The racists having driven off, the Endicotts pile into their car.  Rena goes back to the house, saying she forgot her purse--in reality she is setting their former home on fire to murder the bound and gagged racist leader.  As the Endicotts drive away Rena laughs hysterically--her ordeal has mentally unbalanced her.  Her father tells her that the important thing is not to let what has happened to her make her so bitter that she herself becomes violent and hateful like the White Hopes--but it is too late, she is already a murderer.

There is plenty of fiction (I'm mostly thinking about movies and TV here) out there about anti-racist crusaders who go to the South and are terrorized by local racists, and one of the elements we see in many of them is how one character, our hero, is gung-ho about fighting the good fight while his or her spouse moans that doing the right thing is putting their lives and the lives of their kids in danger.  Does the protagonist care more about black people and abstract principles than his or her own children?  Bloch does the same thing here in "The Warm Farewell;" at the start of the story Mrs. Endicott laments that her husband wrote those anti-segregation editorials that have led to them losing their home, and at the end of the story, when Rena's parents learn that the White Hopes' leader is about to be burned alive, Mr. Endicott wants to turn around to rescue him, because it is the right thing to do, but Mrs. Endicott insists that it is safer to just keep on driving and let the White Hopes take the blame.

With fewer jokes and a little more intellectual heft--not so much the conventional anti-racism but the idea that fighting evil people with their evil means, or seeking revenge on them, risks making you evil or damaging your psyche or just prolonging the conflict--"The Warm Farewell" is better than the average story in Out of the Mouths of Graves, and probably the most legitimately scary or disturbing of these mostly silly stories.


"The Closer of the Way" (1977)

"The Closer of the Way," which has a sort of Lovecraftian title, first appeared in Stuart David Schiff's Whispers.  (Just this year we read Schiff's Whispers II.

As in many Lovecraftian stories, this is a memoir of a guy who was in an asylum, but there the Lovecraftian elements end; this story is 100% Robert Bloch--in fact, the narrator is none other than Robert Bloch, author of Psycho!  "The Closer of the Way" consists mostly of conversations between the narrator and a psychiatrist, in which the shrink uses examples from Bloch's stories and novels to try to delve into the writer's psyche, and Bloch is at pains to explain that he himself is not fixated on his mother, is not a homosexual, does not hate children or psychiatrists or people in general; to this end Bloch enumerates where he got the ideas for much of his fiction.  Many individual stories are named, their plots and gimmicks and tricks revealed.  (Bloch himself uses the words "gimmick" and "trick.")  As for the brief plot of the story, the shrink uncovers a terrible secret from Bloch's childhood and Bloch murders him and escapes the sanitarium.

This story is, I guess, interesting for anybody who wants to know about Bloch's life and work, as the bulk of it is a pithy summation of his career, listing recurring themes and pointing out what works they appear in (if you want to read every Bloch story in which somebody gets decapitated, "The Closer of the Way" includes a handy list to get you started!), but it is not actually good fiction.  At best it is an in-joke for Bloch's fans.  I have to say that, as fiction, this one gets a negative vote.

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And so we bid farewell to Out of the Mouth of Graves.  Obviously, it was worth my time to become better acquainted with the work of a man who was close to H. P. Lovecraft and who has stories in so many SF magazines.  But it must be said that, in my opinion at least, this collection as a whole is quite middling.  Of sixteen stories, I have marked six positively, judged five to fall within the acceptable range, and condemned five.  I am probably not being fair to Bloch by reading somewhat peripheral collections like Out of the Mouth of Graves instead of something like 1977's The Best of Robert Bloch.  Well, maybe next time I explore Bloch's body of work I will pick stories out of that volume.

That's enough Robert Bloch for a while, however.  But you can look forward to more horror stories from the 1970s written by members of the SF community in the next episode of MPorcius Fiction Log!

Thursday, October 3, 2019

Five tales of murder by Robert Bloch from the 1960s

In our last episode we read six stories from Out of the Mouths of Graves, a late 1970s collection of stories by Robert Bloch.  Out of the Mouths of Graves presents sixteen pieces of fiction; today let's examine the five included stories from the 1960s, the decade of social upheaval which we are constantly hearing old people blab on and on about.


"A Matter of Life" (1960)

It was in Keyhole Mystery Magazine that "A Matter of Life" had its debut--in the same issue were stories by Avram Davidson and Theodore Sturgeon.  Only three years later "A Matter of Life" was included in the Bloch collection Bogey Men, which had a Schoenherr cover and included an essay on Bloch by SF historian Sam Moskowitz.  (You can read Moskowitz's spoiler-heavy profile of Bloch, which includes quite a bit about Bloch's relationship with H. P. Lovecraft, in a scan of its first appearance in Amazing.)  This story has never been anthologized, however.

A weird skinny guy visits three Chicago wives in succession: a vain and ugly woman of wealth who wants to divorce her husband but has no grounds to do so (remember, there was no no-fault divorce in 1960); a middle-class mother whose hospital-bound husband has a crippling injury and will never be able to support his family again; and a lower-class woman whose thuggish husband, a petty criminal, beats her.  The weirdo gives each woman a vial that he implies contains an untraceable poison, subtly suggesting that the women solve their problems by killing their husbands.  The twist at the end is that we learn that the guy, who gave the wives the poison for free, is going to make his money by selling the antidote to the women's husbands at an exorbitant price.

Does this story make sense?  If a stranger told you your wife was going to assassinate you by poisoning you, would you give him a pile of money, or just avoid your wife and/or call the police?  Maybe I am misunderstanding the story and the poison takes 24 hours or whatever to take effect and the thin creep is going to talk to the men after they have been poisoned?

This story is gimmicky and repetitive and mechanical, with its three similar interviews, and fanciful, with its protagonist who knows all about these people's lives, god knows how.  (When a woman asks how he knows her name, the poison pusher just says, "There are sources for such information."  I guess the guy's ability to know things is supposed to make him scary or give him "an air of mystery," but from my point of view it just weakens the story's credibility.)  Gotta give this one a thumbs down. 


"The Beautiful People" (1960)

This one was first printed in Bestseller Mystery Magazine, where it was called "Skin-Deep."  In 2005 Ellen Datlow saw fit to present "The Beautiful People" at Sci Fiction, the webzine published by the SyFy TV channel, so I guess this will have some speculative content and not just be about some jerk knocking off a guy who is threatening his marriage or career or whatever.

When she was a teen, Millicent, daughter of the wealthy Tavishes, was so ugly that the handsomest boy in town, Jimmie Hartnett, dubbed her "Millie the Mule."  While Jimmie was away at college and then serving in the Navy, banging a long series of chicks whose names and faces he doesn't remember, Millicent's parents were killed in an auto accident and Millicent used some of the riches she inherited to get plastic surgery.  So, when horndog glamour puss Jimmie returns to Highland Springs looking so smart in his uniform, Millicent is a knockout and the two beauties get married tout suite!

The marriage doesn't work out--Millicent likes to read and Jimmie likes to drive fast cars, and Jimmie is so good-looking, women are always flirting with him.  And Jimmie, if the light is right, if he's close enough, if Millicent is a little tired, in the beautiful face of Millicent he can still detect the homely face of Millie the Mule.

When Jimmie cheats on Millicent, his wife achieves a horrible and appropriate revenge.  It was Jimmie's beautiful face that ruined her life, Millicent believes, so she knocks her husband out, makes it look like thieves broke into the house and tortured him for the combination to the safe, and proceeds to burn off Jimmie's face with a gasoline powered blowtorch set to its lowest flame!

There is no SF in this story, but I guess Datlow didn't care and I don't care either, because it is a good story.  There are no dumb jokes and no stupid gimmicks, no insane maniacs or elaborate conspiracies, just two characters who are easy to identify with (we all want to have sex and to be loved, we all feel envy and temptation) but who go way too far and commit (and suffer) dreadful crimes.  Datlow was right to reprint the story, and I'm a little surprised it hasn't appeared in more places, in anthologies or other Bloch collections--maybe it is too "mainstream" to appeal to readers and editors who look to Bloch for over-the-top extreme psychological or supernatural jazz, or, heaven forfend, childish jokes.

"The Beautiful People" is my favorite story in Out of the Mouths of Graves so far, but of course I am always a sucker for stories about difficult or disastrous sexual relationships.

"Hobo" (1960)

In my early and middle teens in the 1980s I played a lot of Basic (1981 revision) and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons with my brother.  Our idea of D&D consisted of my brother's party going into some abandoned castle or underground labyrinth where they would find themselves constantly fighting for their lives against monsters--these were usually giant centipedes, kobolds, goblins and orcs, because casualties were so severe, and I was so stingy with the treasure, that very few of my brother's characters would ever live long enough to advance to second level.  Recently somebody, who may have been kidding, told me that nowadays people who play D&D spend most of their time acting out the life-affirming and environmentally-sensitive relationships of their nonbinarily-gender-defined characters, and they dismiss with disdain people who play D&D as my brother and I did as "murder hobos."  Like I said, this guy was probably joking, but I have to admit "murder hobo" is a funny neologism.

Robert Bloch's "Hobo" first appeared in Ed McBain's Mystery Book #2.  Ramsey Campbell included it in his anthology, The Gruesome Book, in 1983, the back cover of which warns that it should not be read by "the very young."

This is just a three-page filler story.  In an unnamed city a serial killer known as "The Knife" is murdering bums.  The protagonist of "Hobo," a drunken hobo, jumps on a moving train into a boxcar, eager to get out of town.  In the car is another hobo, whom the protagonist initially thinks is dead drunk--in fact he is literally dead, a victim of The Knife, and The Knife is lurking in the boxcar and eager to claim another victim!

Acceptable.  I wouldn't put it in an anthology myself, but maybe Campbell needed to fill a certain number of pages or thought Bloch's name would help sell the book or something.


"The Model Wife" (1961)

Here's another piece that was reprinted in Bogey Men; it first was published in Swank.  This one is just two pages!  It returned in 1992 in Sebastian Wolfe's The Little Book of Horrors: Tiny Tales of Terror.

This is the kind of story that would not fly today--the three characters are Haitians, one a "mulatto," one a "quadroon," one an "octaroon," and Bloch blithely correlates their levels of European blood with their level of civilization--the quadroon and octaroon are "civilized," and the mulatto a "savage."

The plot: The beautiful quadroon, a Christian, marries the mulatto, a guy who is into voodoo and works setting up the display windows in the top department store in Port-au-Prince.  The quadroon meets the octaroon, a rich man who lives in Paris and passes for white; he wants the gorgeous quadroon to divorce the mulatto and marry him and come with him to France--she agrees to do so.  While the newlyweds are on the cruise ship headed to Europe the mulatto sculpts his former wife out of soft wax and puts the figure in the department store window, where it melts.  On the cruise ship the quadroon dies screaming, her flesh and skin melting off her bones.

Like "Hobo," this is barely a story--it is just an anecdote.  Acceptable filler (if you can look beyond its racial politics.) 


"All in the Family" (1966)

Another three-page tale to finish up the 1960s portion of Out of the Mouths of Graves.  This one first appeared in The Saint Magazine.  Recently I saw an episode of The Saint with Roger Moore, while visiting somebody in the hospital.  I tried to explain to my wife who The Saint was, and realized I had no idea myself--was he a cop, a spy, a superhero?  It turns out he is a criminal who preys on criminals who are worse, which I found pretty lame, a gimmick that allows readers to simultaneously indulge their desires to be rebels and rule breakers who make money the easy way (by stealing) and their self righteous resentment of people who actually are rule breaking thieves. 

A mortician is sick of his unhealthy wife, whom he married to get his hands on the mortuary business her family owned, and plots to kill her.  The mortician fears that his religious brother, a real goody-two-shoes, will suspect him if somehow his wife suddenly disappears.  But then a stroke of good fortune--the pious brother's wife dies!  He'll be too distraught to suspect anything is up when the mortician tells him his wife has gone down to Arizona for her health!

The mortician embalms his sister-in-law, murders his wife, and, after the funeral and right before the burial, puts his own dead wife in the coffin with his brother's dead wife.  He thinks he is home free, that he can quickly sell the mortuary and disappear from town, telling everybody he is joining his wife in sunny Arizona.  But then the cops show up!  They have learned that his brother was fooling around with some woman in the church choir, and that he bought arsenic from a pharmacist right before his wife keeled over!  The cops are here to dig up the coffin to conduct tests on his sister-in-law's corpse!

Acceptable filler.

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The murder spree continues when we read the 1970s stories from Out of the Mouths of Graves in the next installment of MPorcius Fiction Log.

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

Six tales of murder by Robert Bloch from the 1950s

Visitors to any of the innumerable hideous shopping malls that litter the landscape of Maryland, a state that had never even entered my mind until at age 47 I learned I was moving there to pursue my wife's career, are likely to find lurking within its forbidding precincts a specimen of the chain store called Books-A-Million.  The raison d'etre of this institution is apparently to provide a place for people to buy super-deformed action figures and Harry Potter gewgaws, but they also sell books on the side, and recently even started selling used books, just mixed in there on the shelf along with the shiny new 2019 books.  On the fiction shelf at one of these temples to quidditch and Funko, I spotted a copy of Out of the Mouths of Graves, a hardcover collection of Robert Bloch stories put out by The Mysterious Press in 1979, for which was asked $3.00.  Three bucks is more than I like to pay for books, but something about this volume cried out to me--I felt that someone must take note of, must honor, its ridiculous surreal cover illustration by Paul Stinson and its peripheral connections to the 20th-century SF world, among them its dedication to Fritz Leiber, its mentions of Philip José Farmer, Isaac Asimov and Harlan Ellison on the back cover and of Weird Tales on the acknowledgments page, and who better than me, who would splash these artifacts of another age all over his well-read (or at least well-intentioned) blog? 

Oops...or a Bloch pun?
There are sixteen stories in Out of the Mouths of Graves; let's today read the six included stories first published in the 1950s, in order of publication, not the order in which they appear in this volume.  I am no Bloch fanboy--check out my hostile blog posts on "The World Timer" ("24 worthless pages"), "The Funny Farm" ("totally lame gimmick") and "The Strange Flight of Richard Clayton" ("gimmicky and unbelievable")--but I recognize that Bloch is capable of very good work, like "The Animal Fair," so I go into this exploration with an open mind and no predictions of whether I'll be unearthing gems or merds.


"Lucy Comes to Stay" (1952)

We start off with a story from a magazine I might actually read, Weird Tales, where "Lucy Comes to Stay" has a good illustration by Joseph Eberle.  This story has been embraced by the horror community, appearing in many anthologies over the decades edited by people like Stephen Jones and Charles Beaumont; it was also one of the stories Bloch adapted for Asylum, the 1972 film starring Peter Cushing.

Our narrator is Vi, an alcoholic.  She has returned home from a sanitarium, but still has the shakes and is confined to her room by her husband George and a live-in nurse, Miss Higgins.  Vi's friend Lucy sneaks into the room to explain to Vi that George and Miss Higgins are lovers, help her get some booze, and help her escape to a boarding house.  When the cops catch up to Vi at the boarding house we quickly learn that Lucy is just a figment of Vi's imagination, a friend she, a woman with no friends, has concocted for herself, and an alter ego who can take the blame for such deeds as murdering George.

Not bad.

"Man With a Hobby" (1957)

This one first was seen in Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, a periodical I would not normally read.  This issue also includes two stories by Richard Matheson, whom I like, so maybe in the future I will be yet again going against type and have to copy and paste that blue cover into this blog a second and even third time.

This story takes place in Cleveland, where they actually have decent museums.  But the narrator of "Man With a Hobby" isn't in Cleveland to see old sculptures, he's there to attend a bowling convention, and right now he wants a drink!  Drinking beer in a lonely bar, he is accosted by another man with a bowling bag, a scotch drinker who complains about sports, saying that people watch football, wrestling, and boxing, and go hunting and fishing, because of their lust for blood, their love of killing!  He then talks about the famous "Cleveland Torso Slayer," who murdered bums and prostitutes in the 1930s but stopped when WWII broke out; the scotch drinker theorizes that the killer's spree of mayhem ended because he joined the military and got his kicks killing people with the approval of the U.S. government!  But the war is over now, and maybe the Slayer well come back to Cleveland and resume his bloody deeds!

s you know, these sorts of stories usually have a twist ending, and I won't reveal here whether it is the narrator or the scotch drinker who is the killer returned to Cleveland from assassinating Nazis in Europe to relive his glory days hacking a trail of blood through Ohio's derelicts and whores.  I am sure there is no need for me to tell you what sort of souvenir of his sanguine return to Cleveland the killer is carrying in his bowling bag.

Entertaining.  This one also serves up a slice of Bloch's bitter commentary on our culture; in the past we have had to swallow a hearty helping of Bloch's denunciations of humanity and society in such tales as "The Funnel of God" and "Terror Over Hollywood." 

"Crime in Rhyme" (1957)

Here's one that has never been anthologized, at least according to isfdb.  It first appeared in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine behind a very effective cover.  Unfortunately, "Crime in Rhyme" is a "meta" joke story, the kind of thing I think is a waste of time.

A pretty blonde answers the ad for a secretary placed in the Times of London by a writer of Mickey Spillane-style detective stories.  After being given the job she searches the writer's lonely house in the countryside and learns conclusively what her superiors at Scotland Yard have suspected, that this novelist murders a woman in real life every year or so and then bases his latest novel on the crime he just committed.  A fight erupts--will the lady detective bring the writer to justice, or will her death be the inspiration for his next bestseller?

The primary source of humor in this story is the titles of the villain's books, which bear names like Mr. Munn Takes a Gun and Mr. Frazer Takes a Razor.  During her job interview the undercover cop is asked what she thinks of these books, and she responds that the former "hit the target" and the latter was "keen."  A secondary set of jokes is aimed directly at detective novel fans, including a spoof of Mike Hammer-type stories and the suggestion that all successful mystery writers, including Ellery Queen, base their fiction on crimes they have actually committed.

This kind of thing is not for me.

"The Living Bracelet" (1958)

This one first appeared in Bestseller Mystery Magazine under the title "The Ungallant Hunter."  It appears to have never been anthologized.  It is only two pages long.

Like "Crime in Rhyme," this is a story about British people, though this crew is living in India.  A guy thinks his wife is cheating on him.  He buys a venomous snake and tosses it at his wife's lover.  The snake bites the lover in the leg, but the lover doesn't keel over.  He tells the jealous husband that the Indian who sold him the snake must have cheated him, selling him a harmless snake, and that he was is lucky he did, because he is innocent--the serpent thrower's unfaithful wife lied about an affair because she is bitter that her advances were rejected by him.  The would-be killer apologizes, picks up the snake, and is bitten to death.  This guy was cuckolding him, and survived the snake attack because the reptile bit his artificial leg!

Filler.

"Night School" (1959)

"Night School" appeared originally in Rogue, in the same issue as a story by Harlan Ellison which would later be included in Gentleman Junkie and Other Stories of the Hung-Up Generation.  "Night School" has appeared in various Bloch collections, but never been anthologized.

In the start of the story (this one is like 13 pages, so Bloch has a little space to work with) Bloch wonders how used bookstores can possibly stay afloat, they having so few paying customers.  In the same way that "Crime in Rhyme" speculates that successful mystery writers are themselves murderers, this story theorizes that unprofitable shops are just a front, that the owners of used bookstores are in the business of helping people to get away with murder!  In "Crime in Rhyme" Bloch pointed out that about half of murders go unsolved, making "the perfect crime" a surprisingly common thing, and Bloch makes that same point again here.  (Cf. T. S. Eliot's Sweeney Agonistes: "Swarts: These fellows always get pinched in the end./Snow: Excuse me, they dont all get pinched in the end./What about them bones on Epsom Heath?/I seen that in the papers/You seen it in the papers/They dont all get pinched in the end.")

Anyway, the plot concerns a guy coming to a secondhand bookstore to get help plotting a murder, and then comes the revelation of the customer's relationship with the seller and the twist ending in which the customer kills the seller in a way the seller himself devised and then takes his place as owner of the store and guru to aspiring killers.

This one is approximately as silly as "Crime in Rhyme," but somehow it seems less absurd, and I have to say I liked it.  It is the first story here in Out of the Mouths of Graves, maybe because the people at The Mysterious Press recognized it was one of the better pieces.


"Double-Cross" (1959)

"Double-Cross"'s initial appearance was under the title "Double Tragedy" in Mike Shayne Mystery Magazine--I like the use of bold colors and strong lines on the cover of this one--in a bizarre way it reminds me of the cover of a children's book.

This is a satire, or just an attack, on show biz, in which show biz people are portrayed as a bunch fakers, ruthless moneygrubbers, mental cases, and participants in homosexual liaisons and bestiality.

Buzzie Waters is a successful TV comic, and a real jerk without any real friends.  Our narrator is his boss, an executive VP at a TV network who considers that Buzzie owes his success to his management and promotion--and of course to the four writers who script all the things Buzzie says on the boob tube.  One day, instead of coming in to rehearsals in Manhattan, Buzzie is at his summer house in the Hamptons getting drunk!  Our narrator drives out there to convince Buzzie to come to town because the show must go on!  Totally inebriated, Buzzie tries to hit our guy on the cabeza with a bottle, and in the ensuing fight Buzzie falls over, striking his gulliver on something hard and dying.

The VP doesn't call the fuzz, but instead Buzzie's stand-in, who can imitate Buzzie and take his place!  This plan works like a charm for a few weeks--the impostor does the TV show and public appearances, and is actually a better entertainer and more congenial co-worker than Buzzie was!  Nobody suspects Buzzie is lying dead in a quarry and the guy making America yuck it up is an impersonator...uh oh, scratch that.  A few weeks after Buzzie's untimely demise, Buzzie's girlfriend comes by the VP's office to blackmail him.  When the VP tries to get the stand-in's help to murder the girl, a rift opens between the VP and the new-and-improved Buzzie, who successfully seeks an offer from another network, which drives the VP to desperate measures.  The VP threatens to expose the stand-in as an accessory in the death of Buzzie--this will of course reveal that he (the VP) killed Buzzie, but, as he explains, if "Buzzie" leaves he has no reason to live because his show biz career will be ruined! 

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Then comes our twist and shock ending--"Buzzie" claims to be the real Buzzie, explaining that the stand-in was playing Buzzie in the Hamptons--as a gag(!)--when the VP accidentally killed him!  The VP responds by taking up a bottle and intentionally killing the current Buzzie, whoever he is.  Now all four of our principal characters' lives are ruined.

This isn't a bad story.  Both "Night School" and "Double-Cross" would be included in the 1965 Bloch collection Tales in a Jugular Vein before showing up in Out of the Mouths of Graves at the close of the Me Decade.

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These stories are perhaps trifles, but for the most part they are competent and I have to admit I found most of them fun. We'll look at the 1960s stories in Out of the Mouths of Graves in the next murderous episode of MPorcius Fiction Log.

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Stories by J P Brennan, A Davidson and R Bloch from Alfred Hitchcock's Tales to Keep You Spellbound

Bloch and Davidson, you see,
 made the cover!
Maybe you accompanied the staff of MPoricus Fiction Log when we explored 1979's Whispers II, a hardcover anthology edited by Stuart Schiff.  In that volume of horror and fantasy stories, we read our first piece of fiction by Joseph Payne Brennan, a very brief story about a guy reuniting with a dead loved one at the beach.  Curious to sample more of Brennan's vast body of work, I looked around the internet archive, the indispensable source for those of us who seek to dig from the quarry of 20th-century popular culture, and found a few scans of anthologies with Brennan stories, among them 1976's Alfred Hitchcock's Tales to Keep You Spellbound, edited by Eleanor Sullivan.  I decided to read not only the included Brennan story, but one by Avram Davidson (who also had a memorable story in Whispers II) and one by Robert Bloch, who didn't have a story in Whispers II, but had a blurb on the cover!  Feel free to think of this blog post as "The Revenge of Whispers II."

All three of these stories first appeared in Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine; in her introduction to the anthology, Sullivan tells us that Alfred Hitchcock's Tales to Keep You Spellbound is being published in the year of that magazine's 20th anniversary.  Somewhat to my amazement, Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine is still being published and has passed its 60th anniversary!

"Death of a Derelict" by Joseph Payne Brennan (1967)

"Death of a Derelict" is one of Brennan's stories about Lucius Leffing; according to The Thrilling Detective Website, Leffing is kind of like Sherlock Holmes but sometimes deals with psychic and occult phenomena.  The founder of The Thrilling Detective Website, Kevin Burton Smith, suggests that when Brennan was writing stories for Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine he went a little light on the supernatural elements, so maybe I shouldn't expect the dead derelict to be walking around haunting his still-living friends.  But let's see....

Oy, this story is so lame it made me laugh out loud--it is like something a kid would write!

Leffing is just like Sherlock Holmes and the narrator, whose name is Brennan, is just like Watson.  They are sitting around when a customer interested in engaging Leffing's services as a private eye drops by.  This guy, the obese "manager of entertainment concessions at Frolic Beach," an amusement park or seaside boardwalk kind of thing, is getting sued because a bum who hung around the place, Joel Karvey, was found dead at the base of the roller coaster, and some lawyer has convinced the bum's distant relative that the park is liable.  The fat guy wants Leffing to prove Karvey the bum did not in fact fall off the roller coaster but was murdered, so he is not legally or financially responsible for his demise.

Half or so of the story is Brennan and Leffing sitting around jawing about the case.  Then Brennan twice accompanies Leffing to Frolic Beach, the first time to ask questions of the park staff, and the second time with Leffing in disguise as a bum himself.  One of the park employees sees Leffing, thinks it is the ghost of the bum, and yells out "Karvey!  Get back!  You're dead, you crazy bum, I killed you!"

Then we get the explanation of why the employee murdered Karvey--this employee, a night watchman, to supplement his income, would retrieve coins from the gutter.  But when Karvey the bum moved into the area he presented the night watchman with some stiff competition!  Seeing his daily haul of coins drying up, the night watchman ambushed and assassinated Karvey, bashing in his cabeza with an old discarded piece of the railing that surrounds the roller coaster.

I'm not the audience for these mystery stories in which guys talk about clues and then trick the killer into revealing himself, and I am not a fan of "Death of a Derelict."  The next time I sample Joseph Payne Brennan's work I will make sure it is in what is incontrovertibly a horror anthology full of gore and monsters.

"Present for Lona" by Avram Davidson (1958)

A working class guy hasn't made any money since the road he was helping construct was finished weeks ago and things between him and the wife are getting rough!  So he takes a one-time job as a member of a firing squad and helps the state government execute a convicted murderer!  He takes his pay (twenty-five bucks) and buys a gift for his wife and a bottle of booze, but when he gets back to the trailer park the little wife refuses the present!  She doesn't want anything to do with the money he earned sending that killer to Hell, so he has taken on the heavy burden of guilt of killing a man for nothing.  This throws him into a rage, and, in his frenzy, he beats his wife to death with his bare hands.  In the story's final scene it is our protagonist who is facing a firing squad of men who will be paid $25.00!

Acceptable.  This story is reinforcing my suspicion that Avram Davidson is a man with a tragic view of life!

"A Home Away From Home" by Robert Bloch (1961)

"A Home Away From Home" has appeared in many Bloch collections and several anthologies, including multiple Alfred Hitchcock anthologies.  Maybe that indicates it is a real winner!

A young Australian woman's parents were killed in a car wreck, so she moves to England to live with her uncle, a psychiatrist whom she has never met who lives in the remote countryside.  The day she arrives everybody she meets is acting pretty funny, and as the story ends she realizes that her uncle's country house is an asylum and earlier that day the inmates rose up and massacred her uncle and his staff and these people pretending to be her uncle's colleagues and friends are the murderous mental patients and she is going to be their next victim.

Barely acceptable (not a real winner.)

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Criminy, three gimmicky filler stories.  Seeing as she selected them for Alfred Hitchcock's Tales to Keep You Spellbound, we have to assume that Eleanor Sullivan (editor in chief of Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine from 1975 to 1981 and managing editor of Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine from 1970 to 1982) thought them among the best stories to appear in Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine over the course of two decades.  If these mediocre pieces are the best the magazine had to offer, what can the run-of-the-mill fare offered by the magazine be like?

Obviously, Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine is not for me.  The next episode of MPorcius Fiction Log will see us returning to more traditional MPorcius territory as we read three stories from 1940s issues of Future Fantasy and Science Fiction.

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Night Chills from Robert Bloch, Thomas Disch and Carl Jacobi

While taking a breather between volumes of Edmond Hamilton's Starwolf trilogy, in which a space pirate joins a team of space mercenaries and travels through space dealing with ancient artifacts, let's read three more tales of suspense and/or horror chosen by Kirby McCauley for his 1975 anthology Night Chills.

"The Funny Farm" by Robert Bloch (1971)

McCauley tells us he chose the stories for Night Chills based largely on the fact that they were not yet published in widely available books.  Bloch's "The Funny Farm" was first printed in August Derleth's anthology Dark Things (I denounced Derleth's own story from Dark Things just a few blog posts ago) and I think qualifies as a rare Bloch story; to this day it has only been printed four times, according to isfdb, and two of those times have been in French language collections.  I guess Robert Bloch completists need a copy of Dark Things or Night Chills in their collections.

Joe Satterlee has been collecting newspaper comics since he was seven years old, back in the Twenties.  Today, in the early Seventies, he is retired, the hermitish owner of a huge collection of comic strips.

We've remarked on Bloch's cultural conservatism before; for example, there's his denunciation of youth rebellion in 1958's "A Lesson for the Teacher," and his portrayals of Tinseltown as an immoral cesspool in 1957's "Terror Over Hollywood" and 1971's "The Animal Fair."  Here in "The Funny Farm," setting the stage and building up the character of Satterlee, Bloch serves out a hearty helping of nostalgia, opining that "The funny pages were actually funny in those days," and then layering on many long sentences that consist of extensive lists of comic strips of the 1920s, '30s and '40s and allusions and references to their characters.  I know a little bit about Superman, Flash Gordon, Dick Tracy and Krazy Kat, but a lot of these comics meant zilch to me.

Once Bloch has set the stage for us, he introduces the plot--a professional thief learns of Satterlee's collection, then (as we say) cases the joint, and then, late at night, breaks in, hoping to steal a fortune in comic books.  Of course Satterlee doesn't have any comic books--he just collects the newspaper funny pages.  Enraged, the burglar murders Satterlee, but then we get the predictable and totally lame gimmick I was hoping Bloch would refrain from indulging in--comic strip characters come to life and mete out vigilante justice; the goofy specifics are that Little Orphan Annie commands her dog Sandy to tear out the thief's throat.

Not good; the plot is mediocre and the story seems to be merely a vehicle for Bloch to talk about the old comic strips, but it is not clear if he is praising or satirizing the strips and the attachment of readers to them--he just sort of lists them, without saying anything interesting about them.  Maybe I can recommend "The Funny Farm" to people who already know who Dixie Dugan, Moon Mullins and Major Hoople are--perhaps they will be able to appreciate nuances in the tale that went over my head.  (For example, is the fact that Little Orphan Annie leads the attack on the thief supposed to be a surprise or a joke to readers, because Annie is a little girl, or is it a knowing acknowledgement that the Annie strip actually was full of crime, war and sharp commentary on current events including sympathetic portrayals of vigilante violence?)

"Minnesota Gothic" by Thomas Disch (1964)

"Minnesota Gothic" first appeared under a pseudonym in the same issue of Fantastic that carried another Disch story, "A Thesis on Social Norms and Social Controls in the U.S.A.," and the first part of the serialized Fafhrd and Grey Mouser story "Lords of Quarmall."  (Fritz Leiber co-wrote "Lords of Quarmall" with his friend Harry Fischer and there is reason to consider it the first Fafhrd and Grey Mouser story, but when I read "Lords of Quarmall" back in the Eighties in my Jeff Jones-adorned copy of Swords Against Wizardry I thought it had a different tone than most of the other Fafhrd and Mouser stories and did not care for it.  Probably I should read it again.) 

Seven-year-old Gretel is living in Onamia, Minnesota, a world of gravel roads and clapboard farmhouses, though it seems her parents are more in tune with city life.  "Minnesota Gothic" is the story of Gretel's relationship with her neighbor, 100-year-old Minnie Haeckel, reputed to be a witch.  When Gretel was younger her mother would threaten to give her to Minnie Haeckel if she refused to eat her vegetables, and when Gretel's grandfather out in California dies and her parents have to fly out to the left coast they leave their young daughter with the strange Haeckel woman, in whose house Gretel has weird and life-altering experiences.   

Disch is one of the best prose writers in SF, and this story is a pleasure to read; Disch manages to achieve not only a real sense of menace, but a level of childish whimsy and even what you might call psychological insight or wisdom about human nature.  The plot contains many references and allusions to the famous story of Hansel and Gretel, and I have to admit I found elements of the plot a little confusing, maybe because I'm not intimately familiar with a legit 18th- or 19th-century version of Hansel and Gretel.

Minnie Haeckel has a familiar that looks like her dead brother Lew, who died in 1923 in a car wreck in far off New York.  I'm not sure if the creature is 1) the brother brought back to ghoulish life, 2) Lew's reanimated corpse inhabited by a spirit or demon or whatever, or 3) a spirit or whatevs that has been made to look like Lew.  The familiar connives with Gretel to destroy Minnie, and at some points talks like he is Lew ("She hexed me.  I was a thousand miles away, I was in New York....She made my leg go bum,") but other times talks like maybe he is a different being made to look like Lew or inhabit Lew's cadaver ("...Minnie had to have something that looked like her brother--so she dug him up.  I had to do all the work....")  The familiar seems to be sexually attracted to seven-year-old Gretel, and suggests that Gretel, now a witch in her own right--and he now her familiar-- transform him into a likeness of Fabian or Bobby Kennedy; Gretel instead opts to turn him into a cocker spaniel.  If Gretel really could make the familiar look like the crooner who gave the world "Tiger" or the third or fourth most famous of Marilyn Monroe's sex partners, this implies that there was no reason for Minnie to dig up Lew's corpse to make the creature look like Lew.  Another data point: Minnie spends her last moments, just before Gretel breaks the spell that has been keeping her alive past her natural term, digging around Lew's grave.  I just can't make all these clues add up.

As when I read Gene Wolfe, often when I read Tom Disch I feel like I am reading the work of a genius, work that, while satisfying, has facets I am not quite able to grasp.

"Minnesota Gothic" was reprinted in Fundamental Disch, the 1980 anthology edited by Samuel R. Delany; I actually own a copy and have blogged about some of its contents

"The Face in the Wind" by Carl Jacobi (1936)

You know I love Weird Tales.  H. P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Clark Ashton Smith, Edmond Hamilton, C. L. Moore, Henry Kuttner, Ray Bradbury, and on and on.  Well, one member of the Weird Tales gang whose work I have never read is Carl Jacobi.  Today I cross a new frontier and explore another tract of weird country in hopes that it will be to my taste and present me another rich vein of weird goodness to mine.

Minnesotan Jacobi sets "The Face in the Wind" on a crumbling English country estate named Royalton; the tale is narrated by a Hampstead, the 20th-century inheritor of the decayed estate.  Hampstead decides to get a wall on the estate repaired; he calls this wall the "frog wall" because it was originally built (he has been led to believe) to keep frogs from the nearby marsh out of the estate because their croaking would make it hard for the Hampsteads to sleep.  A young painter Hampstead has befriended, Peter Woodley, begs the narrator to cancel the repairs because he believes the wall is a mystical barrier against an unspecified entity and any change will weaken the barrier.  Hampstead gets the gaps in the 18th-century wall patched up anyway, and, sure enough, that very night, minutes after midnight, a giant bird attacks the estate and Hampstead shoots an antique percussion cap pistol at it from a window, driving it off.  Bizarrely, the bird had the face of a beautiful woman!

Only one other person lives on the decrepit estate, Classilda Haven, a hideous septuagenarian woman who has rented the gardener's cottage for the last four months.  She had urged Hampstead to tear the frog wall down entirely, saying that she loves frogs.  The day after the giant bird attack Hampstead notices that the old crone looks kind of like a bird, and Woodley shows him a canvas he painted the night before, while in a sort of daze, a landscape showing the frog wall and the half ruined manor house where our narrator resides.  Hampstead keeps the painting, and, by looking at it in a mirror, suddenly sees the lovely feminine face of that monster bird, cunningly hidden in the brushstrokes!

That night, at the frog wall gate, hidden in the shadows, Hampstead watches Haven conduct a sort of ritual that apparently summons a sleepwalking Woodley, but the painter wakes up and flees before the woman can be whatever she had planned to him.  The next day Hamptead finds that Woodley's painting has been stolen from a locked cabinet in the manor house, and when Woodley shows up his arm, where Haven touched him, is a blackened gangrenous mess.  Woodley shows Hampstead an 18th-century book about magic that Hampstead hadn't realized was in his own library, and convinces the narrator that Classilda Haven is a harpy who has been terrorizing Hampstead's family throughout history.  Woodley has a bottle of holy water and a bow and two silver arrows and that night they fight Haven and her two harpy sisters; Haven and Woodley are both killed (Haven evaporates, leaving no corpse), Hampstead is permanently scarred (his hair turns white) and the other two harpies just leave after being sprinkled with holy water.

This story stinks.  The plot is just a bunch of silly events jumbled together haphazardly without any kind of connective tissue, no foreshadowing or building of suspense or anything like that.  The supernatural elements make little sense, Jacobi witholds and reveals information in a way that seems arbitrary rather than guided by some kind of narrative strategy, and none of the characters or images are the least bit interesting.  It feels like the author was just making it all up as he went along and never bothered to do any revisions.  Long and tedious, "The Face in the Wind" is incompetent and McCauley's inclusion of it in his anthology is inexcusable.

Or is it?  In the program to the 1983 World Fantasy Convention is an article by SF historian Sam Moskowitz in which Moskowitz, based upon the extensive records kept by Weird Tales editor Farnsworth Wright, lists the most popular stories in Weird Tales from 1924 to 1940.  (I wrote about this fascinating article in connection with Edmond Hamilton back in 2017.)  Moskowitz indicates that readers' favorite story in the April 1936 issue of Weird Tales was the final installment of the serialized version of Robert Howard's Conan novel The Hour of the Dragon (The Hour of the Dragon is actually probably my own favorite Conan story.)  But in second place, with 14 people writing in to Weird Tales to praise it, is Jacobi's "The Face in the Wind."  I may think it sucks, but it seems like Weird Tales readers appreciated it, so maybe by making it available almost 40 years after its first publication McCauley was doing the weird community a service.

"The Face in the Wind" would be reprinted twice more in the 1970s, in a British volume featuring the severed head of a woman hanging from a nail on its cover and an American volume whose cover bears a characteristically over-the-top Stephen King blurb and a stupid gimmicky illustration that is reminding me of the work of Giuseppe Arcimboldo.

A better image of Les Edwards's painting for The Tomb from Beyond is available here

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I can heartily endorse four stories from Night Chills--the Disch, the Howard, the Wagner and the Etchison, but there seem to be quite a few clunkers in there (at least in my opinion!)

It's back to space opera in the next episode of MPorcius Fiction Log--see you then!