To give these tales a shot yourself, use the handy links in the above paragraph to be carried magic-carpet-like to the scans of the stories I am reading.
"The Woman Who Thought She Could Read" by Avram Davidson
This story debuted in F&SF alongside the short version of Fritz Leiber's "The Silver Eggheads;" I read the book version of The Silver Eggheads back in 2022 and thought it pretty bad. "The Woman Who Thought She Could Read" would be reprinted in Davidson collections and in anthologies edited by David G. Hartwell and Isaac Asimov (the former assisted by Kathryn Cramer, the latter by Martin H. Greenberg and Charles H. Waugh--in my academic career I learned that "assisted by" can mean "did all the real work," so keep that in mind.)"Adrift on the Policy Level" is a story that dramatizes with exaggeration and efforts at humor the supposed contrast between academic life and life in the private sector. You'd think academics would be grateful to the taxpayers for financing (albeit at the point of the gun wielded by academia's brutish crony, the government) their cushy jobs, but no, academics have contempt (at best!) for business and are always seeking to demean or actually destroy the private sector. You'll even find academics who feel that the public sector is Lucy to the private sector's Dracula instead of the other way around. Anyway, "Adrift on the Policy Level" is a satire of the free enterprise system, with a focus on the power of salesmanship, just the kind of thing commies like Judith Merril and Frederik Pohl eat right up and are eager to serve to the rest of us.
Our protagonist is a scientist who has discovered a natural chemical in plants that could be used to preserve wheat crops from disease and this 22-page story is all about his efforts to get a big business called "The Corporation" that owns big wheat-growing "colonies" in Antarctica with names like "Churchill" and "Great Slave" to take on the new chemical. The scientist has to navigate the labyrinthine bureaucracy of the Corporation, but luckily he has a professional salesman to guide him. Part of the humor of the story is the scientist's naivete--he is flabbergasted at the sight of a pretty girl, for example. The salesman provides Davis a chance to satirize Social Darwinism; the salesman uses the phrase "survival of the fittest" approvingly, for example. He also uses "altruism" slightingly, which may be an attack on Ayn Rand; I am not familiar enough with Rand's work to know if she talked with specificity about altruism before 1959.
One of Davis' main themes is that in business success is achieved by charisma and trickery, while in academia success is based on results. Now, I wasn't in academia in the 1950s, but in the 1990s and 2000s, so maybe my experience is different than Davis', but in my experience the opposite is the case. In business you succeed when people are willing to buy your product or service--the product or service, and the money you earn by selling them, are the result. In academia there are all too often no tangible results, just unreplicable and unfalsifiable assertions entombed in documents nobody reads, so success comes from sucking up and through corruption. Allow us to consider a wholly hypothetical example. (Any similarity in this example to real people or events is wholly coincidental.) You have a friend at the, er, Fnord Foundation. Friend gives your research center half a million bucks. You use the half million bucks to buy your grandkids Hannukah and Christmas gifts and to furnish your Manhattan apartment and your beach house in the Hamptons and to take your friend at Fnord Foundation to the most expensive restaurants in Manhattan and to hire a bunch of ass-kissing ESL grad students to write a bunch of nonsense that looks sort of like a research report after you hire a young M, er, Pontus to copy edit it. If a young MPontus goes to the government agency that ostensibly oversees the half million dollars to tell them about the Hannukah gifts and the Christmas gifts and the furniture and the lunches, young MPontus is reminded that this government agency gets 20% of the half million and so if anybody were to jeopardize the research center's future acquisition of additional funds from people's friends at the Fnord Foundation it would be the copy editing guy whose job would be threatened, not yours as head of the research center.
Anyway, in the end the scientist, like Winston Smith in 1984, falls prey to the persuasive methods of his oppressors and joins their ranks, becoming an enthusiastic collaborator in his own oppression.
Obviously this story's style, themes and attitude rubbed me the wrong way, and it feels repetitive and banal besides. I am giving "Adrift on the Policy Lebel" a thumbs down, but commies might like it. As you might expect, a story about how poor innocent academics are the victims of big business has been reprinted in textbooks for use in the classroom like Above the Human Landscape: A Social Science Fiction Anthology and Political Science Fiction: An Introductory Reader.
"Seedling" by Charles V. de Vet
Here we have an acceptable science fiction twist ending story that addresses interesting topics we see addressed pretty regularly in SF. Short and to the point.
The twist ending is that this guy is not a human who has been modified to mix with the natives, as he has been led to believe, but a native who has been modified to have higher intelligence so he will do stuff like build a hut and introduce fire and the wheel among the natives with the aim of getting the primitive natives to advance to civilization more quickly than they naturally would. The two astronauts discuss a little the moral propriety of interfering with a people's natural development and putting an innocent alien through the disturbing experience that has made his own people and lifestyle repugnant, but decide it is all for the good in the end, as a superior level of culture and technology will make life safer and healthier and more comfortable for the natives.**********
Davidson and Dickson's weird stories, which use the supernatural to talk about real huma psychology and relationships with which we can all identify, are better written and more entertaining than Davis and de Vet's legitimate science fiction stories, the one an irritating and tendentious satire and the other bland speculation on the methods and ethics of human interaction with aliens. My brain thinks that science fiction is better than fantasy because the author is trying to say something about technology and society but my heart resonates to fantasy stories in which people are driven by their anxieties and desires. On a certain level, stories about witches, which are not real, are more "realistic," better reflect our actual daily lives, than stories about rockets, which are so very very real. So don't be surprised when you find MPorcius Fiction Log is back on the Weird Tales track when next we meet.














