Saturday, March 8, 2025

Robert Bloch: "Edifice Complex" and "The Unpardonable Crime"

Well, today we finish our exploration of stories by Robert Bloch translated by Frits Lancel into Dutch and printed in the 1970 book Troost me, mijn robot.  Troost me, mijn robot presented 17 tales of science fiction and horror and we've read 15 of them, leaving two for us to enjoy or endure today.  I've been thinking I had three left because I forgot I read "The Model Wife" back in 2019.  Oops.  ("The Model Wife" is so super racist you probably shouldn't be seen reading about it anyway.)

"Edifice Complex" (1958)

"Edifice Complex" debuted in the men's magazine Escapade.  As I write this, somebody has a copy of this issue of Escapade for sale on ebay for like 15 smackers and he includes in the listing a photograph of the first two pages of Bloch's story which I decided to reproduce in this blog post as a favor to all you mid-century design fans and bondage fetishists.  I'm reading the story in the internet archive scan of the 1984 anthology Chamber of Horrors, one of several anthologies in which it has been reprinted. 

You know how in the first Fafhrd and Grey Mouser story, 1939's "The Jewels in the Forest" AKA "Two Sought Adventure," our treasure-seeking heroes walk into a building that turns out to be a living monster?  Well, Bloch uses the same gag here in "Edifice Complex" as the twist ending of a sordid outer space crime story about murderers and drug addicts.

A jerk who owns a space ship has hired a whore and is flying with her to some desolate alien planet.  She is horny but he keeps putting her off, gives her some drugs that I guess are supposed to remind readers of cocaine to inhale and she gets totally loopy.  We learn that this jerk met a guy back in the space port who had some diamonds--our main character tortured him to death to learn where he got the diamonds.  Apparently his victim got them on the planet to which they are headed--some primitive carnivorous spear-carrying natives ate the torture victim's friend while he was in the ship and the natives, thinking him a god, gave him the diamonds as an offering of thanks.

On the almost featureless desert planet the murderer ties the loopy girl up and strips her naked, leaving her on a hill near a smelly longhouse or hut so the natives will see her.  He figures after the locals eat her they will offer him some diamonds.  He waits in the hut, watching.  It turns out that the guy he tortured has tricked him--there are no intelligent natives on this planet, and what look like long huts are giant snakes.  One of the huge snakes slithers up and eats the prostitute as the murderer watches--he doesn't realize the "hut" he is in is another giant monster until it is too late.     

This story has some selling points--there is noteworthy violence against women as well as some gruesome gore--but the plot doesn't hold together all that well; the reasons the murderer waits in the smelly hut instead of in his ship, and leaves the bound girl alone for the natives to find instead of sticking by her to negotiate for her sale, are not very convincing.  And what do these snakes the size of houses eat normally?--no other animals and no plants are in evidence, and human spacefarers can't be that common.

Barely acceptable.


"The Unpardonable Crime" (1961)

Here's another story that first saw print in a men's magazine, this time Swank.  (Come to think of it, "The Model Wife" also debuted in Swank.)  I'm reading it in the 1966 Bloch collection entitled Chamber of Horrors, not to be confused with the aforementioned 1984 anthology of the same name.  You can read "The Unpardonable Crime" in multiple Bloch collections in multiple languages as well as in the Dutch anthology De griezeligste verhalen.  

This is another sordid story about a drug addict, but set in the 20th century.  In Mexico City three years ago, Sherry the actress abandoned her husband Roger the director for Santo, some kind of local crime boss or something whose thugs beat the hell out of Roger.  (Yes, people nowadays would see this story as kind of racist.)  Roger has been out of show biz since then, and Sherry, abandoned by Santo not long after she left Roger, had Santo's child aborted, has been having sex with lots of creepy guys, and has become addicted to heroine--to get the stuff she has resorted to appearing in porn films.  (You 21st-century kids are going to have to trust me when I tell you that many people in 1961 didn't consider having an abortion, injecting heroin into your thighs and being a sex worker to be the acts of heroism we know they are today.)

One of the men Sherry cheated on Roger with before Santo came around, screenwriter Martin, won an Academy Award last year and he has a new script he would like Sherry to star in, but it is implied Sherry can only take advantage of this opportunity if she can get Roger to direct her in it.  So she goes to his Mexico City apartment to see her husband for the first time in three years in hopes he will take her back.  Sherry tries to convince Roger she still loves him, and when Roger doesn't seem interested, she plays her trump card--Roger was crazy about her sexy body, and her breasts are still firm, so she whips off her clothes, figuring Roger won't be able to resist her.  Roger just laughs at her--she hasn't realized that Santos's thugs beat him so severely he lost his sight.  The unpardonable crime mentioned in the title is "mopery," the act of exposing yourself to a blind person; I hadn't heard of this joke before, but according to wikipedia it is an old one and even appears in Revenge of the Nerds, which I guess I wasn't paying attention to very closely when I watched it so many decades ago.

Again we have a story that does not hold together very convincingly.  Why did these Americans stay in Mexico City--Sherry seems to hate it down there.  How do Sherry and Martin not know Roger is blind--wouldn't one of them read it in the trades or hear it on the grapevine?  How does Sherry not notice Roger is blind when she is standing right next to him?

Thumbs down. 


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Not a good way to end our exploration of Troost me, mijn robot, with two stories that are lame and kind of depressing.  Oh well, we'll always have "The Sorcerer's Apprentice."

Speaking of which, here are links to my blog posts about the other 15 stories in Troost me, mijn robot.  
  

Friday, March 7, 2025

Robert Bloch: "The Beasts of Barsac," "One Way to Mars," and "The Sorcerer's Apprentice"

Back in 1970 our friends over in the land of Rembrandt took their fingers out of the dike long enough to translate 17 stories by Robert Bloch and publish them in a book they called Troost me, mijn robot and decorated with a naked woman.  Hubba hubba.  Here at MPorcius Fiction Log we are reading those stories (in English, of course--when I dropped out of grad school I swore to never again try to learn anything.)  We've already tackled eleven of them, leaving six, that's three for today, three for next time.  Today's stories all appeared in our beloved Weird Tales in the 1940s.

Back cover of Troost me, mijn robot

Oh yeah, links to the blog posts with my totally subjective and absolutely spoily assessments of those eleven stories will be appended to the bottom of this blog post by order of the marketing department here at MPorcius Fiction Log.  

"The Beasts of Barsac" (1944)

Here's a story that would be reprinted in numerous Bloch collections in America and Europe after its debut in Weird Tales alongside stories by Ray Bradbury, Manly Wade Wellman and August DerlethIf I can continue cheating death long enough, one day we'll return to this issue of the unique magazine of the bizarre and unusual.

Here we have a well-written mad scientist story.  I'm going to give it a thumbs up but admit the ending is a little disappointing.

While studying at the Sorbonne, British scientist Jerome made friends with ugly little French scientist Barsac, a man of wealth and ancient family with some wacky ideas.  That was like a decade ago, and Jerome hadn't heard from Barsac for three years when he got a note from the obese yellow-toothed continental a few days ago, asking him to come to Castle Barsac, Barsac's ancestral home, to spend a month with him.  This note came at an opportune time, for Jerome had lost his job and was in dire straits, unable to pay the rent.

At the castle, Barsac asserts that he has proven through experimentation all his theories the other scientists--Jerome among them--dismissed as ridiculous: via mechanical hypnosis, he has imbued lab animals with a portion of his own soul, and these beasts have taken on some of his physical characteristics!  And his next experiment will instill in animals some of his own consciousness, his personality! 

Jerome is torn between believing Barsac is insane and his evidence is bogus, and fearing Barsac's experiments really have been a success and Barsac is doing something dangerous.  Barsac wants Jerome to become his assistant, and to carry on his work after he dies--you see, the little fatty is on his last leg, dividing his soul and donating some of it to animals having weakened him (so he says), and he has willed the castle and all his elaborate lab equipment to Jerome in the hopes Jerome continue his work!  Jerome, penniless, is not only tempted to accept the offer, but to murder Barsac to short circuit the Frenchman's crazy experiments and get his hands on the moolah all the quicker.  Of course, living in this crazy castle, hearing the wild sounds of Barsac's experiments, which he refuses to participate in, may be affecting Jerome's psychology, not only giving him horrible dreams but actually warping his judgement.   

Who will live?  Who will die?  Are either of these scientists truly sane?  Has Barsac really given a bunch of animals portions of his soul, or is he just lying?  Or deluded?  Might Barsac try to steal part or all of Jerome's soul to preserve his own life?  And how might those animals allegedly carrying some of Barsac's soul react if Jerome were to resist or assault Barsac?  

Bloch does a good job with the atmosphere in the castle and the personalities of the two morally and/or psychologically compromised scientists, as well as with the various descriptions of monsters, even though the monsters mostly appear in dreams or speculation, not exactly "on screen."  So, thumbs up for "The Beasts of Barsac."


"One Way to Mars" (1945)

"One Way to Mars" appeared in Weird Tales alongside Edmond Hamilton's "The Inn Outside the World" and in the Arkham House Bloch collection The Opener of the Way in the same year.  The story would go on to reappear in various Bloch collections and a few anthologies.

"One Way to Mars" is a competent but forgettable filler piece about a jazz musician who goes insane.  It includes one of those passages that always makes my eyes roll, a writer trying to convey through the printed word the beauty and joy of hearing or producing good music.  "He was out of this world.  Riding for the stars on a trumpet, sweeping up with a boogie beat....It was hot, solid, something to hang on to.  He twisted each note, reluctant to let it go.  He wanted a solo ride...."  As these things go, Bloch's isn't that egregious.

(For more jazz-related genre fiction content, check out Bloch's "Dig That Crazy Grave!," Harlan Ellison's "Have Coolth" and "May We Also Speak?," Charles Beaumont's "Night Ride" and Fritz Leiber's "Rump-Titty-Titty-Tum-TAH-Tee.")

Joe is a talented horn player.  He was spotted by agent Max while "playing non-union dates at stags" and Max got him plum assignments with real bands and at recording studios.  But Joe kept screwing up these jobs because he prioritized banging chicks and getting drunk over furthering his career and showing any sort of gratitude to Max. 

As the story begins, Joe is in a bar, totally smashed, and a weird-looking character in a brown coat wearing his hat low so his eyes are obscured addresses the trumpet player.  He says he is from a travel agency and tries to sell Joe a one-way ticket to Mars--he thinks Joe looks like he could use a vacation.  Joe eventually tries to beat up this guy and falls unconscious during the fracas--when he wakes up he is told there was no man in a brown coat, that he knocked himself out flailing at the air and falling over.

These sorts of episodes happen a few times, ruining Joe's on-stage performances and getting him in trouble.  Max calls in a psychiatrist, which does not help.  Eventually Joe escapes being dragged to the sanitarium by murdering Max and then jumps on a train headed across the river to New Jersey.  But he looks out the window and realizes this train is not going to the greatest state in the union, but to goddamned Mars!  The man in a brown coat appears to punch Joe's ticket.

Merely acceptable.  Some of the slang in this one is a little interesting--Joe calls the psychiatrist a "croaker" and the man in the brown coat a "whack."


"The Sorcerer's Apprentice" (1949)

This one appeared in an issue of Weird Tales that also published stories by Robert A. Heinlein and Eric Frank Russell, men we sort of associate more with Astounding, and one by goliath of the crime fiction world John D. MacDonald.  "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" has been well-received by anthologists, popping up in Peter Haining's Dr. Caligari's Black Book, Elizabeth Lee's More Horror Stories, Leo Margulies' The Ghoul Keepers and others.

Here we have a solid tragic crime story about how beautiful women use their sex appeal to manipulate dimwitted men...as well as men who maybe aren't so dimwitted!  None of us are safe!  Thumbs up!

Our narrator is a wretched hunchbacked dwarf, Hugo, an orphan with a low IQ who runs away from the Catholic orphanage where he has grown up when he hears a rumor that he is going to be sent to a sanitarium and one of the other orphans, as the capstone of years of cruel jokes, tells Hugo that the sanitarium doctors will kill him to experiment on his brain.  For some time Hugo lives on the streets, but one fateful day he is found, almost frozen to death in an alley behind a theatre, by a famous magician who makes a thousand bucks a week.

The magician is kind and does everything he can to help Hugo, including taking him on as his backstage assistant, charged with packing and unpacking props as the show tours the country, setting the mirrors up at the venues, that sort of thing.  But Hugo is a little scared of the magician at first, because he looks like the devil with his black hair and little mustache and so forth and because he seems to have special powers.  The kind magician manages to allay his fears, explaining how all that is just a bunch of tricks for the audience.

The magician has a beautiful blonde wife--Hugo thinks she must be an angel, she is so radiant.  But we readers can tell she is a selfish and callous bitch from things she says that Hugo can't quite comprehend, that she is with the magician for his money and has utter contempt for Hugo the hunchback.    

Hugo spots the magician's wife cheating with another performer, and unwittingly exposes to the magician the sad fact that his marriage to the blonde beauty is a sham.  The three members of the love triangle all try to manipulate or influence Hugo behind each other's backs, the faithless and ruthless wife even convincing Hugo that the magician really is a devotee of the Devil and she is his slave and Hugo can liberate her by slaying her husband!  Hugo's gullibility and general lack of intelligence combine with this woman's evil to instigate a gruesome massacre!

Bloch's painting of the various characters and descriptions of the gore scenes are quite effective; everything is totally believable so these people and their black fates actually succeed in making you squirm or in pulling the old heart strings.  Also, the ending is very good--no disappointments here.  An above average performance from Bloch, whom I can often be so hard on.  Bravo, Bob.


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Well, I feel like today I got a jump start on any future project in which I try to read something from every issue of Weird Tales published in the 1940s.  I enjoyed this batch of stories quite a bit more than the last; perhaps this is no surprise, as in the past I have demonstrated a preference for Bloch's earlier weird work to his later more psychology-based, crime-focused productions.  Of course, we might note that none of today's stories have any true supernatural or science fiction elements, that in each the mayhem is the result of insanity or low intelligence--maybe we should see these three stories as transitional Bloch tales that are based on psychology but still have plenty of weird trappings.  I do want to stress, however, that what makes today's stories better than "Comfort Me, My Robot," "The Proper Spirit" and "You've Got to Have Brains" is not the proportion of fantasy vs realism, but that the characters have believable personalities and motivations that drive their stories' conflicts, and that the stories contain uncertainties and surprises that make sense and don't just come out of nowhere. 

In our next episode we'll complete this current mission--reading all seventeen stories that appear in Troost me, mijn robot.  Here below I'll put links to my blog posts about those first eleven stories that I have already got under my belt.  See you next time, Bloch-heads!

Thursday, March 6, 2025

Robert Bloch: "Comfort Me, My Robot," "The Proper Spirit," and "You've Got to Have Brains"

Here at MPorcius Fiction Log we are reading the stories included in the 1970 Dutch collection of Robert Bloch stories Troost me, mijn robot.  Today we have the title story, plus two other tales first printed in the 1950s in American SF magazines.

Here are links to blog posts about the stories in Troost me, mijn robot we've already read:

"Comfort Me, My Robot"  (1955)

"Comfort Me, My Robot," debuted in Imagination, which in 1954 and '55 often sported pin-up girl covers that are reminding me of the work of Gil Elvgren.  "Comfort Me, My Robot" would go on to be anthologized in 1997 by Peter Haining (working under the pen name Ric Alexander) in Cyber Killers (fuh fuh fuh fa fa fuh fuh fa fuh fa fa) and in 2020 by Simon Ings in We, Robots.

Bloch, of course, is famous for his interest in psychology, and this story is sort of a satire that features the shrinks of the 22nd century, known as the "Adjustors" (with a capital "A.")

After the atomic war, society was totally restructured.  One of the innovations was to have robots do all the work.  People of means even have robot duplicates made of themselves, complete with artificial brains that mimic their personalities.  You send these robots to boring social functions like weddings and funerals and they act so much like you do that your friends can't even tell the difference!  Another innovation of postwar society was to institute the guild of Adjustors, who take up all the roles played by sociologists and therapists in pre-nuke times.  

Henson comes to an Adjustor, who also happens to be one of his close friends, because he is unhappy about his wife--she is keeping secrets from him, he believes.  It is implied he fears she is cheating on him (sex in the stories we are reading today is referred to somewhat obliquely.)  To relieve his unhappiness Henson proposes, and the Adjustor approves, "murdering" the robot doppelganger of his wife.  As the Adjustor explains at some length, psychiatric and psychological treatment in the 20th century was a load of nonsense, consisting either of destructive physical therapies like shock treatment and lobotomies, or, the pointless and never-ending "talking cure" that never actually cured anything.  Nowadays, in the enlightened 2300s, treatment directly addresses the source of a patient's psychological problems, and providing the opportunity to murder a simulacrum of a person he is upset over and thus relieve all his tension is one example of such direct and immediately effective treatment.

(Bloch in this story seems to be suggesting all psychology and related fields are bunk and their practitioners frauds, voicing criticisms of 1950s practice but putting them in the mouth of a knave and offering up future therapies which seem absurd.) 

Henson goes through with this play acting murder therapy, destroying the robot that looks like his wife, but then acquires definitive proof that that his wife is unfaithful, and her adulterous lover is none other than Henson's pal the Adjustor!  The answer to this psychological crisis, of course, is to therapeutically "murder" a robot that looks like the Adjustor!  There follows the twist ending that involves various double crosses as the Adjustor, in love with Henson's wife, comes up with a scheme to get Henson killed while Henson plots to murder the flesh and blood Adjustor and why not his faithless wife besides?  These schemes involve impersonating robots and being impersonated by robots, as you might expect.

I'm going to give this one a thumbs down for being too ridiculous.  The scene in which Henson strangles the robot imitation of his wife is good, Bloch really bringing to life Henson's rapidly shifting emotions as he sees the beautiful robot and his heart goes out to it, then remembers his suspicions and is filled with hate and blood lust, which he then acts upon.  But otherwise the story is not very compelling, the speeches attacking 20th-century therapeutic practice being too long and too boring, and most of the rest of the text being too silly to take at all seriously, while not being funny, either. 


"The Proper Spirit" (1957)

"The Proper Spirit" debuted in an issue of F&SF that reprints a Richard Matheson story I read in 2018 and called a waste of time, "The Splendid Source."  This ish also includes Bangkok-enthusiast Gore Vidal's Visit to a Small Planet, which I guess is an anti-anti-communist teleplay; I think I saw the Jerry Lewis film adaptation many years ago, but don't really remember it. 

In "The Proper Spirit" we have a weak filler story that lacks any surprise or tension and just sort of rolls forward until it runs out of gas.  Thumbs down.

Cavendish is a wealthy widower, nearly 60, with an interest in the occult and psychic phenomena.  He dislikes all his relatives, whom he considers greedy.  Said relatives come to dinner; we've got a fat woman, a guy who is obsessed with the horse races, a slut, etc., people Bloch paints as mildly unpleasant and morally compromised.  They eat guinea hen Cavendish has apparently prepared himself, he having no servants.  Cavendish, however, eats a little French toast from a separate dish.  He tells his relatives that he can summon ghosts, and has conversations with people like Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte and has Handel and Chopin play his piano for him.  It is implied that he regularly has sex with famous women from throughout history, like Cleopatra and Madame de Pompadour.  The assembled relatives take this presentation of what they consider clear evidence of insanity as an opportunity to reveal that they want Cavendish to sign over to one of them power-of-attorney so they can gain control of Cavendish's (apparently) considerable assets.  Then they die--the guinea hen was poisoned.  Cavendish, we learn, has liquidated his assets and is moving to Tibet to continue his study of the occult.  The ending joke of the story is that Cavendish has had the ghost of Lucrezia Borgia cook the meal.  (Or so he says to himself--it is possible there are no ghosts and Cavendish really is insane.)

Cavendish is not likable enough nor his doomed relatives objectionable enough that the reader is rooting for the protagonist to wipe out his antagonists and thrilled or relieved when he succeeds.  A related problem with the story is that Cavendish is never at any risk; there is no tension because there is no struggle, no fight, Cavendish's annihilation of his family is like taking candy from a baby, his scheme coming off without a hitch.  I sort of expected Cavendish to be hoist by his own petard, killed by one of the ghosts, but it seems he gets off scot-free.  

"The Proper Spirit" has reappeared in several Bloch collections, but as far as isfdb knows, only one anthology, the German 13 Psi-Stories from 1976.  


"You've Got to Have Brains" (1956)

We're going to call this one acceptable, as I like the writing and the themes and tone and all that, and the plot is OK.

Our narrator tends bar at a crummy establishment frequented by homeless addicts and lives in an apartment building run by a sort of slum lord.  That landlord, a regular customer of the bar, has a new tenant, a short foreigner of some kind whose odd dress at first leads the narrator to think he is another wretched drunk or druggie.  But this new little guy, to whom the nickname "Mr. Goofy" is soon affixed, is personally clean and spends lots of time taking notes and making calculations on paper.  Goofy starts coming into the bar regularly to eat and scribble; at times he brings with him spare metal parts.  Goofy is apparently building something in the big unheated loft he is renting above the room rented by the bartender and the room in which the landlord lives--sometimes they see Mr. Goofy lugging in more hunks of metal, and they can often hear him banging away up there. 

The landlord is a domineering jerk, but early in their relationship Mr. Goofy scares him.  In the bar, Goofy asks for the music to be turned down so he can concentrate on his figures, and the landlord, whose nickel has just been dropped into the jukebox, gets a little rough with him.  Goofy whips out a foot-long blade, which cows the brutish landlord.  Some weeks later the landlord investigates the loft while Goofy is out, inviting the bartender to accompany him--they find that Goofy is constructing a large machine the landlord thinks resembles the innards of a rocket or submarine.

The landlord decides to evict Mr. Goofy.  The day before he is to be evicted, Goofy is in a celebratory mood and shares drinks with the bartender.  His tongue loosened by the booze, the little guy tells the bartender that he has finished his space ship, which is powered by the electricity of the brain--Goofy has developed an apparatus that magnifies this electricity "ten million fold."  Hooking the human brain up to the space ship also makes navigation a snap--you think of where you want to go, and zip! you are there.  

The bartender warns Goofy that he is going to be evicted, and Goofy now faces a dilemma--he wanted to keep his ship there in the loft where he could show it to scientists and journalists.  The bartender asks why he can't just zip to some other location.  It turns out the ship is "designed only for space-travel...[and] my brain must be free to act as the control agent."  But Goofy gets an idea, makes some calculations, thanks the bartender, and runs off.

Later, the barkeep hears a noise from the loft, runs up to see what is going on, finds Goofy and the space ship gone.  In the landlord's apartment he finds the landlord's corpse, besides which rests Mr. Goofy's foot-long knife--the landlord's skull has been carved open and his brain neatly removed!

The fact that the landlord's brain had been pirated is the shock revelation in the last paragraph of the story, and we get the denouement before that--Goofy and his ship are never seen again, despite Goofy's repeated insistence he wanted to become famous and prove to all the scientists of the world the validity of his theories.  I guess the ship didn't operate quite as well as Goofy expected.  

I kind of like "You've Got to Have Brains," but Bloch has a little trouble connecting his weirdo-builds-a-space-ship and weirdo-removes-and-exploits-a-jerk's-brain plots.  For example, the explanation for why Goofy can't just zip his ship to some other warehouse or garage or farmhouse or someplace and instead has to murder a guy is not very convincing.  Another problem is that, like in "The Proper Spirit," Bloch doesn't give you reason to have deep feelings for any of the characters; there is no real hero to cheer on, or victim to pity, villain to hate or monster to fear, crummy stuff happens to two people who aren't very likable or deplorable, so you don't really care.  

(I sometimes think Bloch comes up with a shock image or joke--a guy finds a corpse whose brain has been removed! or the ghost of Lucrezia Borgia poisoning 20th-century people! and then works backwards, trying to concoct a Rube Goldberg machine to justify the existence of the punchline, as if the story can stand simply on that one leg, the punchline itself.) 

"You've Got to Have Brains" first saw print in Fantastic Universe and has been reprinted in a few Bloch collections and in the 1984 anthology Murder Most Foul.


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Bloch's large body of work includes many marginal stories, stories which perhaps could have been good if he had just put some more hours into them, and it looks like we were served up a helping of them today.  Let's hope that in our next episode, when we read three more stories that would be translated into Dutch for Troost me, mijn robot, we get some better specimens of Bloch's work.

Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Fantastic Universe, May '54: J Williamson, F B Long, C Jacobi, & H Kuttner

Our last exciting venture into 1950s speculative fiction included reading a story I didn't care for by Richard Matheson that appeared in the May 1954 issue of Leo Margulies' Fantastic Universe.  We noted then that this issue was full of stories by big names and by medium names we care about here at MPorcius Fiction Log, and today we're going to read some of them.  (Note that we read the Robert Bloch story in this issue of Fantastic Universe"Goddess of Wisdom," when we were reading the stories in the Bloch collection Fear Today, Gone Tomorrow.)  Allow me to point out that I am reading these stories from the 1954 magazine, not later and perhaps revised printings in books.    

"The Hitch-Hiker's Package" by Jack Williamson

Yeah, yeah, the title of this one sounds like it belongs on a porn story, ha ha, always with the jokes, you guys.  "The Hitch-Hiker's Package" does not seem to have been a big hit for Jack Williamson--it was not reprinted until our own pornified 21st century, in the seventh volume of Haffner Press' Collected Stories of Jack Williamson.  (If I was rich, I would buy all eight volumes of this series, but of course if I was rich I would be living in Manhattan, spending my time exploring the world's greatest city, not sitting at home reading stories from old magazines, so I guess if I was rich I wouldn't buy all the books in that series after all.  Hmm.)  

"The Hitch-Hiker's Package" is an acceptable filler piece that would fit in just fine in Weird Tales, which published a bunch of Williamson stories back in the day, among them "The Mark of the Monster," "Wizard's Isle," and "The Plutonian Terror." 

Jason has picked up a pathetic skinny hitchhiker clad in worn-out clothes and gripping a package wrapped up in newspaper.  Another car recklessly gets in Jason's way and an accident is narrowly avoided.  When Jason looks over at the passenger seat he finds the hitchhiker is gone, but the package is there on the seat.

Jason begins to drive automatically, in a sort of daze, off the highway, to a small depressed town.  Jason has has never seen this place before, but every street and building of it feels oddly familiar, in particular the local bank, which is shuttered.  He drives up to an old house and goes inside to be ecstatically greeted by a black servant ("a negress") and by a skinny old woman who thinks he is her son.  Jason automatically opens the package--it is a stack of cash and a bunch of bonds.  He hears himself apologizing for robbing the bank years ago, driving it out of business and his father to suicide.

Then Jason wakes up to find people helping him--he has been injured in a car accident, and the hitchhiker is laying dead beside him; the package is absent.

An unobjectionable but forgettable Twilight Zone sort of thing, a supernatural story the mechanics of which can't bear much scrutiny but which is competently written and somewhat entertaining.    

"The Calm Man" by Frank Belknap Long  

Here's another story by a Weird Tales alum that would languish unreprinted until this wild 21st century of ours.

We just read a story by Richard Matheson in which an Earthwoman was impregnated by a Martian, and here we have a story by Frank Belknap Long on the very same theme.  Maybe try keeping it in your pants, you damned dirty Martians.  (Of course all you Martian sympathizers are going to say this is just legit payback for John Carter getting his Earth mitts on that dish Dejah Thoris, aren't you?)  

Sally is a shy young woman but also eager to get married, and so she agrees to marry a guy she meets at a party after only have known him for like 20 minutes.  This dude, James Rand, has a good job in the city and sets them up with a nice cottage in the country and pretty soon Sally is mother to a healthy baby boy, Tommy.  But is Sally happy?  No!  In fact she is miserable!  James is totally dispassionate, distant, cool; he even assesses his son the first time he sees him with less human feeling than a doctor might--there is no pride, no joy in the man's response to the sight of his son, and no joy in their marriage!  

The drab lonely marriage grinds on, year after year.  James is not cruel, but he is terribly distant, unaffectionate, disinterested.  Sally's only comfort is Tommy, but sometimes Sally gets hints that Tommy is much like his father, distant and aloof.

Tommy is eight when Sally gets a phone call from James' office--it is James, imploring her to rush to him!  James has always discouraged her from coming into the city to his office, and so Sally has never even seen the building his office is in.  Today when she enters James' office for the first time she finds  a dead body, unmarked by injury!  The body looks superficially like her husband, but on close inspection details like birthmarks and the volume of hair on the hands and the texture of the skin are all wrong--this is not James!

Sally hurries back home, in time to hear her husband and son talking through a door, and she learns the astonishing truth.  James is a Martian!  His ship crashed on Earth like nine years ago and he has been spending his time repairing it--in order to make money and to keep his true identity and activities a secret, he has been sending an android into the office every day.  James tells Tommy that the ship is now repaired, and the two of them can fly to Mars and live lives of adventure.  Martians, James explains, are eagles, while Earthers are mere sparrows, and the two of them can't be tied down to this lame planet and its lame inhabitants, not even by Tommy's mother and his own wife!  As a hidden Sally watches, her husband and her son blast off in a rocket ship, leaving her forever.

"The Calm Man" is better written and has more human feeling than many of Long's often shoddy productions, but there are problems.  James tells Tommy a Martian needs a son or he will wither and die, and that Mars is a world of adventure that has a "fire" and a "glow."  But if that is the case, why has James been so cold towards Tommy for eight years, and why has James in general always been so dispassionate and boring?  If Martians are "eagles" who love adventure and have a "fire" and a "glow" about them, why is James such a cold fish?  Long could have handled this aspect of the story a little better, perhaps making a point of how James was cold towards Sally but excited about his son and about some esoteric hobby, like astronomy or electronics or something like that that would foreshadow his eventual return to Mars in a space ship he patched up with his own two hands.  Oh, well.

An element of "The Calm Man" that jumped out at me has to do with Sally's trip to the city on which she unexpectedly discovers the devitalized android.  Those who have read H. P. Lovecraft's letters are aware that Long saw himself as an artist and had contempt for work done for money and that, for a while at least, Long was a communist and a supporter of the Soviet Union.*  I was reminded of this when reading about Sally's feelings as she rode into town and then walked through the office building where she believed her husband worked.
The ride to the office was a nightmare...Tall buildings swept past, facades of granite as gray as the leaden skies of mid-winter, beehives of commerce where men and women brushed shoulders without touching hands. 

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How horrible it must be to go to business every day, she thought wildly. To sit in an office, to thumb through papers, to bark orders, to be a machine. 
These ideas come out of nowhere in the context of this story, but ring true as the authentic voice of the sensitive, alienated, and self-important young anti-capitalist poet!

I'm going to give "The Calm Man" a mild recommendation--I certainly recommend it to people interested in Long's career and personality.

*See H. P. Lovecraft's October 11, 1926 letter to August Derleth, June 19, 1936 letter to C. L. Moore, Nov 26, 1932 letter to Derleth, and early December 1932 letter to Derleth; also Robert E. Howard's Jan-Feb 1935 letter to Lovecraft.

"Made in Tanganyika" by Carl Jacobi

"Made in Tanganyika," yet another story by a guy I associate with Weird Tales, wasn't anthologized until 2016, but it was reprinted in 1964 in Arkham House's Jacobi collection Portraits in Moonlight.

I kind of like the tone and ideas of this story, and the motivations and behavior of the characters are good, but the plot doesn't quite add up, relying on multiple unlikely coincidences and operating under a surreal dream logic in which anything can happen; as a result, the story is a little hard to take seriously and is not quite satisfying.

It is the future of self-driving electric cars, of government experiments that hint that travel across time may be possible, of scientists claiming that "secondary worlds" may "impinge" upon our own.  Forty-year-old bachelor and sea shell collector Martin Sutter buys a new automobile and takes it for a spin.  He comes upon a strange sight--a roadside stand selling television sets.  An odd way to sell TVs, but Martin needs a new TV himself so he stops and buys one.  The thing he brings back to his apartment certainly looks strange, perhaps a new-fangled model, and he has trouble getting it working.  On its back it says it was made in the Empire of Tanganyika, which is odd, because Tanganyika is a colony of another power, not some kind of empire.

A guy comes to Martin's apartment--he is Lucien Travail, a fellow shell collector who is looking for lodging.  Would Martin accept a roommate?  Thinking it may be fun to live with a fellow shell fanatic, Martin agrees.  Lucien thinks he can fix the TV, and sure enough, after he fiddles with it, it begins to show a picture--of a beach littered with shells!  And not any shells Martin the shell expert is familiar with, but shells presumably from another planet or from one of those parallel dimensions Martin has been hearing about!

Martin returns to where he bought the TV, but the stand is gone.  He finds that this plot of land is some kind of state memorial park--it was here many years ago that the first hydrogen bomb was detonated!  (There is a sort of understated humor to this story that I like.)  Martin experiences strange phenomena in this park--at certain times of day this portion of his universe seems to intersect with a portion of another universe, that beach he saw on his queer new TV, the beach with the alien shells!  Martin fills a basket with the exotic shells and brings them home.

Parallel to the interdimensional communication and travel plot we've got a plot involving what appears to be the attempt of Lucien to steal some or all of Martin's shells.  Martin has amassed a large and very valuable collection and museums sometimes send him letters offering to buy it, offers Martin always rejects.  It seems like Lucien is not necessarily a lover of shells himself, but a man on the make just hoping to get rich quick in the shell game, perhaps simply by stealing Martin's shells and selling them.

Martin saws open one of the alien shells with a special tool, and upon close examination it looks like the interior of the shell consists of furnished rooms for tiny people!  A ray comes out of the Tanganyikan TV and Martin is shrunk and installed in the tiny rooms!  He manages to escape and return to normal size, and then hatches his own scheme: trying to get the increasingly obnoxious Lucien transported into the shell.  But Martin's plan goes awry, and he ends up trapped in the shell with Lucien, with no way for either of them to get out.

I think as with Long's "The Calm Man," I am going to give Jacobi's flawed "Made in Tanganyika" a mild recommendation because I enjoy the style and characters as well as the general atmosphere and spirit of the thing.

"Where the World is Quiet" by Henry Kuttner

This story appears under the pen name C. H. Liddell, and is another example of a story from this issue of Fantastic Universe that had to wait until the turn of the century before it was reprinted.  "Where the World is Quiet" is a traditional sort of weird adventure story, incorporating many elements we see in  the Northwest Smith and Jirel of Joiry stories of Kuttner's wife, C. L. Moore--in another dimension our hero encounters a seductive alien with psychic powers who tries to prey on humans; the alien is killed by gunfire after losing a psychic struggle.   

Our narrator, Dr. White, is an anthropologist working in Peru near the Andes.  The local priest, a cripple, tells him that seven young Indian girls have disappeared since the earthquake three months ago, apparently having walked one by one up into the foggy mountains.  The uneducated Indians believe these virgins have been summoned by some recently awoken demon or ancient Incan god, and they are too scared to go looking for the girls, and of course the crippled priest can't go.  So White, with his Ph.D. and working limbs privilege, goes looking for them.

Beyond snow and fog, at the top of a mountain, White comes to an unnaturally warm valley where he discovers alien ruins and alien plants.  He finds the Indian girls, but they are like zombies, more or less physically intact but practically mindless.  He also meets a friendly alien, a sort of five-foot-tall white flower that exudes femininity, can walk and communicate telepathically, and is accompanied by a servant robot, a sphere with three tentacular legs.  The flower explains that a space-time quake deposited this chunk of land from the far future, her and her robot from the distant past, and an evil monster from who knows when, here on the mountain top.  She will soon die because she subsisted in her naive epoch on cosmic rays that nowadays are too weak to sustain her.  White gives her some of his blood to help her last a bit longer.  The flower explains that the monster who was also stranded here by the space-time quake can survive by devouring the life force of human beings--it can use its mental powers to summon people and then suck them dry and, if it so chooses, inhabit and operate their bodies.  This monster must be slain or it will eventually conquer the Earth.  First, the Indian girls' bodies must be destroyed, so the monster has no refuge--it can only be truly be killed while it is in its own body.  Then the flower person gives White the lion's share of her own life energy so he will be strong enough to win the psychic battle with the monster; after the mental struggle, White shoots the monster dead with his pistol.  With the monster's demise, this warm valley starts getting cold, and our guy White bids farewell to the dying flower and the immortal robot who will stay up n this valley alone forever and returns to the base of the mountain.

An acceptable weird science fiction tale.  Like the C. L. Moore stories I mentioned, "Where the World is Quiet" is a worthy subject of all kinds of sex, gender, race and class analysis.  Get to it, grad students!  

With no money to hire an artist to depict the monster, the flower woman, or the spherical robot, the small presses which have published "Where the World is Quiet" in chapbook form resorted to mundane and presumably free images that reflect the story's Latin American setting

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While none of these stories is spectacular, each is creditable and neither editor Margolies nor any of the authors need have any regrets about the stories we've read today--I found reading them to be a pleasant diversion.  

More 1950s genre fiction in our next episode--stay tuned!

Tuesday, March 4, 2025

Richard Matheson: "Trespass," "When Day is Dun," and "The Curious Child"

On February 9 we talked about three Richard Matheson stories that were reprinted in The Shores of Space, a 1957 collection which I own.  Let's check out three more stories from this book which is leaving a trail of glue fragments and dried paper shards all over my house.

"Trespass" (1953)

This story first appeared in Fantastic under the title "Mother by Protest" and was advertised on the magazine's cover as a "thriller" and promoted inside as "daring."  "Trespass" has reappeared in many anthologies as well as Matheson collections.

Scientist Collier returns home from a six month trip to the Latin American jungle to find his wife Ann pregnant!  There is no way he could be the father, but Ann insists she has not been unfaithful.  This causes a rift in their relationship and Matheson does a good job depicting how both man and wife react to this dreadful situation.  Ann's pregnancy proceeds, and again and again the Colliers and their doctor are faced with unconventional phenomena--Ann can't stop eating salt; Ann feels compelled to seek out the cold; Ann catches a serious illness and then is miraculously cured without medical intervention; and on and on.  Ann, never interested in serious reading before, speed reads all of her husband's science books and then devours huge stacks of books on science and philosophy she gets from the library.

Collier and his friends come to a startling conclusion--Ann has been impregnated by a Martian and the alien baby growing inside her is already fully conscious and feverishly gathering info on our world and culture to facilitate Martian conquest of this big blue marble we call home!  It even seems like the Martian can take over Ann's body and read the minds of those nearby, as is normal for aliens in these old SF stories.

Will Ann give birth to a hybrid monster?  Is Ann the only victim of this manner of diabolical alien intrusion?  Can the Colliers marriage be patched up?

This is a pretty good one, though maybe a little too long and maybe a little anticlimactic; I was expecting something more in the way of fireworks at the end.

As I have told you before, I own a copy of the second volume of Richard Matheson: Collected Stories, and it turns out that all three of today's stories appear in this 2005 book.  In the brief commentary in that book after "Trespass" we learn that Matheson hated the title put on the story by the magazine staff, and that this story was made into a TV movie starring Barbara Eden called The Stranger Within.    

Left: John Schoenherr     Right: Frank Frazetta

"When Day is Dun" (1954)

Here's a short one that debuted in an issue of Fantastic Universe that also printed stories by Philip Jose Farmer, Henry Kuttner, Jack Williamson, Frank Belknap Long, Robert Bloch, and Carl Jacobi, a phalanx of authors we read here at MPorcius Fiction Log.  Maybe we'll have to explore this issue further in the future.   

Unfortunately, "When Day is Dun" is annoying filler--thumbs down.

After a nuclear war, a poet thinks he is the last man on Earth and sits among the ruins writing poems that commemorate the end of the human race.  Matheson includes lots of this poetry; I thought he had intentionally come up with bad poetry, as a joke, but Matheson's commentary on "When Day is Dun" in Collected Stories: Volume Two suggests Matheson worked hard on the poetry and liked some of it, so, go figure.  Even the regular text of "When Day in Dun" is full of poorly-conceived (IMHO) poetical flourishes as a reflection of the poet's thoughts.

It turns out that this versifier is not the last man on Earth--another survivor approaches him.  Our twist ending, which perhaps dramatizes the sort of selfishness and irrationality that might have caused the nuclear war, sees the poet, who wants to be the last living human being, shoot his fellow survivor dead.

This irritating trifle has not been anthologized.
 

"The Curious Child" (1954)

"The Curious Child" takes place in Midtown Manhattan, where I worked in an office for over a decade, a decade which, now that I live out in the country among cows and tractors and sheep and horses and the smell of manure, seems like an impossible dream, more like something I read about than a portion of my own real life.

Robert Graham leaves his office at 5:00 to wade into the rush hour crowds.  He can't find his car--he has forgotten where he parked it!  He searches for it, and realizes he doesn't even remember what color or make his car is!  Wait, does he even own a car?  Doesn't he live in Manhattan?  Or does he live in New Jersey, or one of the outer boroughs?  Graham tries to find his address in his wallet, but he loses his wallet, and eventually even forgets his name.

Matheson writes all this pretty effectively; Graham's panic and his interactions with hurrying New Yorkers in whose way he is getting ring true.  However, the story is too long, Matheson hitting us with the same gag again and again, this guy forgetting yet another thing.

I'm not sure if the twist ending is superfluous or not; I guess it depends on whether you want "The Curious Child" to be a true horror story in which a man suffers a terrible and inexplicable fate, or you want it to have a sort of hopeful sense-of-wonder science fiction ending that explains what is going on and ameliorates the horror angle.  Anyway, it turns out that Robert Graham was born in the high-tech future, the son of a scientist who was building a time machine.  Little baby RG blundered into the time machine and reappeared in 1919, where he was found and put into an orphanage and has lived a more or less successful 20th-century life, getting a good middle-class job and getting married.  Today, in 1954, he is 37 and his real people, the people of the future, have finally found him and are bringing him back to the future.  For some reason, their approach screwed up his memory ("...the closer we got to you the more your past and present was jumbled in your mind....")  In his afterword in Collected Stories: Volume Two, Matheson seems to realize the time travel resolution of the plot is not a clear improvement, and admits he "tacked on a science fiction ending" because he was sure the story wouldn't sell without such an ending.   

We'll call this acceptable.  "The Curious Child" has reappeared in a few British and European anthologies and various Matheson collections the world over.


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"When Day is Dun" is a clunker but it is quite short.  "Trespass" and "The Curious Child" are well-written and "Trespass"'s plot is actually pretty successful, so as a whole, on a page-per-page basis, this has been a reasonably good batch of Fifties SF. 

More SF from the the 1950s awaits us in the next episode of MPorcius Fiction Log.

Monday, March 3, 2025

Robert Bloch: "The Proxy Head," "The Girl from Mars," and "Method for Murder"

Recently, a 1970 Bruna collection of Robert Bloch stories called Troost me, mijn robot came to our attention.  Over the years, we've read five of the seventeen stories that appear in Dutch in this book (see the links below)--


--and the calculator is telling me that that leaves us with twelve stories selected by our clog-hopping tulip-growing friends over there in the Netherlands that we have yet to read.  We all know the Dutch as pioneers in the development of the market economy as well as tolerance of mind-altering substances and prostitution, so who better to guide us in exploring the huge body of work of the guy who created Norman Bates?  Today we'll get a start on those twelve Dutch-approved tales of science fiction and horror by reading three more stories that appear in Troost me, mijn robot, "The Proxy Head," "The Girl from Mars," and "Method for Murder."  
  
"The Proxy Head" (1953)

Sam Moskowitz and Roger Elwood, it seems, consider this story to be a masterpiece--at least it was reprinted in their 1967 anthology The Human Zero and Other Science-Fiction Masterpieces.  You can also find "The Proxy Head" in the 1986 collection Out of My Head and of course the magazine in which it debuted, Science-Fiction Plus, which is where I am reading it.

The protagonist of "The Proxy Head" is a robot built by aliens to look exactly like a handsome young Earth man.  The aliens, few in number, are hovering in their ship a hundred miles above, in constant contact with the robot, directing it and analyzing the data it collects as it explores an American city.  E. T. needs to know if human beings would seriously contest an alien invasion--the native Earthers far outnumber the aliens in the ship, and if mankind showed spirit and put up a fight Earth would likely prove unconquerable, so the aliens are striving to assess the human race's susceptibility to fear and propensity for aggressive resistance.

The robot holds two guys up at gunpoint, attends a boxing match, observes a speech given by an aged crackpot to assembled senior citizens.  The human race, the machine's controllers high above sense, is full of fear and susceptible to mass hysteria.  

Eventually the robot investigates teenagers at a penny arcade by the beach.  The youth are not full of fear as are the adults.  In a sort of recursive moment, the robot observes four young people at the magazine rack talking about a science fiction magazine, sort of playfully arguing over who should pay for the latest issue.  The aliens above want to look at the magazine, and direct the robot to buy it, arousing the ire of the kids, there being only one copy of it left.

As the robot has moved hither and thither through the town, Bloch has been reminding us again and again that it is very vulnerable to water--even high humidity is liable to cause it to malfunction.  So, when one of the teens shoots the robot with a water pistol it begins to act erratically; it is not long before it has fallen off a pier to its total destruction.  The aliens decide the human race has a core population of fearless individuals--teenagers--and the ability to think outside the box and discover alien weakness and so they abandon their scheme of conquering Earth.

"The Proxy Head" is pretty well-written; the tone and pacing are fine, with Bloch including a portion of his signature social commentary and unsubtle jokes while not overdoing it, but the plot poses some real problems.  For one thing, doesn't the behavior of a crowd at a boxing match demonstrate not that humans are fearful but that they are violent and passionate?  Worse, Bloch accidentally suggests in the end of the story that the aliens are afraid of water, though in the start of the story he told us that while the robot must avoid water, the aliens have no need to fear moisture, a blunder Bloch or the editor of Science-Fiction Plus, science fiction pioneer Hugo Gernsback, or managing editor Moskowitz, should have caught.  (We'll ignore the fact that people who could build a space warship that can cross the distance between the stars must be able to make a waterproof robot--their space craft must be airtight, right?)     

We'll call "The Proxy Head" acceptable--maybe it doesn't hold together, but it is a smooth pleasant read.


"The Girl from Mars" (1950)

"The Girl from Mars" debuted in Fantastic Adventures and is illustrated by Rod Ruth.  I love Rod Ruth's illustrations for 1972's Album of Dinosaurs, a copy of which I would often look at at my paternal grandmother's house as a kid, but I have to say his work in this magazine isn't too hot.

Ace is the not exactly scrupulous owner of a traveling carnival complete with freak show.  His girlfriend was part of the freak show as "The Girl From Mars" but she just ran out on him with the show's magician, so Ace is in a bad way both romantically and financially and so starts drinking.  The weather is bad so there is no business so he can't help but spot the gorgeous blonde with a fantastic body, unusual clothes and odd sort of expression on her face when she approaches the carnival.

This curvaceous babe speaks somewhat broken English with a weird accent and seems to think she is from Mars--the banner advertising "The Girl from Mars" is what attracted her to the carnival in the first place.  Ace figures she is a nutcase, but she is so spectacularly sexy he decides she will fill in nicely as both his girlfriend and his "Girl From Mars."  He gets her into a dark tent with promises of food--the blonde keeps saying she is hungry, the space ship that brought her here having crashed and she being the sole survivor and all that.  Ace starts putting the moves on the blonde and she doesn't resist his touch but the joke is on him because, when they are in a clinch, he learns the hard way that Martians are strictly carnivorous and prefer their meat to be as fresh as possible.

An entertaining little story that has a certain amount of titillating lasciviousness (there is a lot of verbiage about the Martian's body, and the abortive sex scene appeals to non-consent and exhibitionist fetishes) but maintains a surface level of conventional moral integrity by portraying a horndog who objectifies women suffering a horrible punishment for trying to take advantage of an apparently vulnerable woman.

I read "The Girl from Mars" in a scan of its original appearance in Fantastic Adventures, but is has been reprinted in multiple Bloch collections and Peter Haining included it in his oft-reprinted anthology Freak Show, which you can find in German as well as English.


"Method for Murder" (1962)

"Method for Murder" debuted alongside fiction by Ian Fleming in the men's magazine Fury.  I can't get my hands on this issue of Fury, so I'll never know the difference between an outdoor girl and an indoor girl nor will I be conversant with the legal issues around erotica in 1962, but luckily I can read "Method for Murder" in the 1966 Bloch collection Chamber of Horrors. 

This is a weak gimmicky story--forgettable filler.  Charles is a fat writer of suspense novels with a contract to produce four books a year, so he is always busy in his study.  His wife Alice is sick of him and one day, when Charles shows her sketches of the characters in his next novel, she has a brain wave.  The murderer in the next novel, a strangler, looks kind of like Alice's boyfriend, a Method actor.  So, she has the boyfriend dress up as the fictional killer and terrorize Charles; Alice pretends she can't see the strangler, hoping to make Charles think he is insane.  Eventually the boyfriend is assaulting and even killing people and he and Alice are trying to frame Charles for the crimes, but what if the boyfriend gets too deep into the role and forgets he is Alice's lover and starts to think he is Charles' fictional strangler?

We're rating "Method for Murder" barely acceptable.


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Of today's stories, "The Girl from Mars" is probably the most successful but the somewhat more ambitious, though flawed, "The Proxy Head" is perhaps my fave.  As for "Method for Murder," I can't say it is bad but it is pretty mundane and pedestrian.  All in all, not a bad batch.

More Bloch soon, and more short stories from the 1950s, though from a different famous author, in the next exciting episode of MPorcius Fiction Log.