Cookies

I think I'm supposed to say something about cookies for the benefit of European readers.

For one thing, I barely know how to use a computer, so I'm not spying on you or anything.  But here is what the Google people say, in case you think they are spying on you:
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Secondly, I love those new Mint Oreo Thins.  Very crispy.  I was never the kind of person who broke the cookies apart to lick out the cream.  Frankly, I find such behavior disgusting, and have to look away when people do it.  And don't get me started on how my wife eats the cheese off a slice of pizza and then leaves the crust curled up in the box like a dead fish.

People are always telling me how sophisticated Europeans are, so I'm sure people in Europe eat Oreos the way I do, neat and proper.  So I hope those Thin Oreos are available to my European readers; this fine product of the Nabisco company has the endorsement of my blog about books that nerds and snobs read.



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